The Homo aphoxema is an extinct species (only one recorded to be alive as of September 17 2010) of internet dwelling organisms. aphoxema has the unusual trait of being both quite knowledgeable and completely full of shit. The mating ritual of the aphoxema is unique, staying completely still and only moving its fists around in the presence of EBM or other dance music. This may account for the rarity of the creature as this is clearly not very effective in gathering potential mates.
Should one come to face a hostile aphoxema, they need only threaten it with baptism or quote Christian rock lyrics to drive it away with absolute effectiveness.
Some asshole[Who?] claims all the previous statements are just made up by some other asshole[Who?] at some point[When?] just to create an unnecessary article so their name wouldn't be red when signing comments.
It is also been said[Who?] that this page needs editing by third parties for enhanced lulz.
... 
Really though, I invite everyone to lulz up this page. The rules are: No deleting anything and no changing any existing text (even if you put it there).
It has been suggested[Who?] that the best responsesDo You Believe That? to
a hostile a friendly an erotic any conceivable approach whatsoever by H. aphomexa
 H. aphoxema are well expressed by Sub Sonik, Kat McSnatch, Green Day, and Napalm Death.
This article or section could benefit from more vandalism
- ↑ http://www.rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Aphoxema
- ↑ Well, by me for one.
- ↑ That's not how it's spelt.
- ↑ Yes it is.
- ↑ No it isn't.
- ↑ Ooops.
- ↑ Sub Sonik
- ↑ Kat McSnatch
- ↑ Green Day
- ↑ Napalm Death