Explanation of name
I first came here on a perfectly ordinary day. I stayed around, and saw that splork says the fork, shockingly enough. I recovered as I whirled, vaguely, and went poof. Well, I was still there, but something else wasn't, or in some other sense I guess I went poof. Maybe, otherwise I guess the answer may be that I actually went the opposite, apoof. But where's the evidence? Perhaps it was swallowed by my nose as I was sleeping. If so, sad to say, it may be difficult to present. But whether poofed or apoofed, the space-time coordinates of the event are rather vague, and are mapped out in additional dimensions thus far left woefully ill-defined. Sorry, but you are however free to set out in search for them, however you define "them".