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Name: [redacted]
Age: 33
Languages: German, Russian, English, Russian Mat
Political spectre: Neither Left nor Right.


This user would NOT die for their religious beliefs; heck, they can barely define them.
ZOoR Zionist Overlords of RationalWiki
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racism This user is biased against racists.
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Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
This user accepts evolution as a valid theory based on observed data.
This user will not touch the cursed fruits of teh figs
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This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots.
הנה מה-טוב ומה נעים, שבת אחים גם-יחד
This user is a nerd — and proud of it!
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This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it
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This user has thumbs.
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Shalom Chaverim!
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Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the universe.
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All your base are belong to this user.
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is watching them masturbate.
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This user smashes Nazis and their defenders into small pieces with extreme prejudice.
This user is a kike, a yid, a heebie, and a hook-nose. I'm kosher, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
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This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda
This user is a Googlist.

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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user is proud to be European!
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This user thinks doctors are more authoritative about medical issues than lawyers.
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This user refuses to switch from monobook.
METAL!!!! This user knows one power greater than him:THE POWER OF METAL!

This user is
and is not going to take it anymore!
"I am the walrus"
Are you the eggman?
OBEY This user will mete out swift trolling punishment to those he doesn't like.

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This user hails from Glorious Mother Russia.
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This user is an ill tempered crab and proud of it!
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This user is a supporter of Capitalism.
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.
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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
This user thinks this guy is really creepy
This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha
This user can
seeeeeee yooooouuuu!
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.
This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user is ten ninjas
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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This user worships the great and mighty ceiling cat
This user is an evil-utionist!
eat This user is grumpy when hungry.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people
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L G B T E R R I F I C !

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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
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This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas!
This user prefers Jewish Bible translations to Christian ones.
This user is a Ninja.
This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science.

This user is only here for the
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This user likes goats, when prepared properly.
You may say this user is a dreamer, but {{{1}}} not the only one.
This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user supports the IDF.
This user thinks information wants to be free and supports the NET Bible.
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This user is male.
dis usr perfrs 2 us teh LOLCat Bible
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This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
This user is neither anti-GG and sure as hell not pro-GG.
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One party is red,
The other one blue,
In Soviet America,
Politics make YOU!!

New religious oaths for the lulz (cause "Goddamnit" is too mainstream)[edit]

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Awesum quotes from the RationalWiki[edit]

  • You personally won't like the article unless it's tonguing Vivian James' fictional clit so why should your opinion matter here?—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 08:09, 20 October 2015 (UTC) - sauce screencap

LOLzy stuff from the Wikipeda namespace[edit]


  1. G Gundam referenceWikipedia
  2. Well, if you want to be exact (a.k.a. being a goddamn nitpicker, which I hereby do for the LULz), it's the Reichtstag building, which houses the Bundestag (Federal Diet).