User:Colonel Sanders

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Colonel Sanders, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Been representin' you on RW since some time in the past

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This user likes to have examples to copy
This User ſweareth upon the fiery and dulcet Words of the Bible of King James.
This user has spent way too much time studying the Bible and may be allergic to it.
Graduation-cap.jpg This user went to public school and was never educated.
This user is transgender.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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This user has long hair, just like someone else you may know.
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
Kool-AidMan.jpg This user did not drink the Kool-Aid™ at Conservapedia
This user is a Wikipedian
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This user is an editor at aSK.
This user is a troper.
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L G B T E R R I F I C !

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This User Is America (And So Can You!)
Reagan1.jpg This user doesn't resemble Ronald Reagan — not one little bit.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
This user believes
in universal healthcare
This user supports the Green Party.

Equals-sign-blue.gif This user believes that everyone is equal, regardless of race, religion or gender.

Donald Trump by Gage Skidmore.jpg This user thinks that Donald Trump doesn't represent this user's America.

This user refuses to switch from monobook.
This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.
This user is a Christian, but doesn't mind what you are.