User:CombustibleLemon

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, CombustibleLemon, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Because I don't feel like writing at length about myself… This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously. This user is not afraid to call his Higher Power by its proper name: physics. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user wishes personal firearms were illegal. Some day. This user is concerned about the environment. This user believes in universal healthcare hella This user is hella liberal. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. racism This user is biased against racists. This user is post-Conservapedia. This user thinks this guy is really creepy