User:H. Randolph Twist

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CP, RW and Me: A Brief History

H. Randolph Twist: A Visual Guide

This user is a Paddy. This user is . This user is male. This user likes beer. This user thinks cows are tasty. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. This user has specialized experience in Medieval History. This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user has 8 blocks on Conservapedia. This user has stealthily inserted something interesting into Conservapedia This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously. (N)JPS This user prefers Jewish Bible translations to Christian ones. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.

I was briefly, maybe for a month or so, a user at Conservapedia during the days where it was easier to remain un-banned. purely out of interest rather than any support for the project or the politics of the project, and actually made positive contributions before being permablocked by DeanS for "name/initial" issues. Unable to do anything about it, I followed their advice and did recreate my account, with a name and initial, only to be banned again for the same reason, this time by parodist RodWeathers. Rinse and repeat a few times, and I was fed up, especially when one was blocked for being from the I.P. of a previously blocked user... what a fantastic system! The final time, PJR did unblock me once I appealed to him, but it was too late, for my I.P. had been rangeblocked by TK, which was just lovely, thanks.

Sometime after this I stumbled across RationalWiki, and lurked around, amused by it. After several months of doing so, I decided to create an account to help document, and share in, the many laughs coming from the bastion of ever increasing insanity that is Conservapedia.