User:Masterbratac

I like pi This user is an agnostic; they don't know if there's a God. This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears. This user thinks President George W. Bush was not very good. This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes. This user believes the Bible is just another book This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe. This user had 5 blocks by TK. This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us. This user was banned from Conservapedia. ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first. This user thinks doctors are more authoritative about medical issues than lawyers. This user enjoysDry Aged USDA Prime.. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. This user lives for icanhascheezburger.com. This user is an ape — and so are you. This user is a Jerboabite. Death to the infidel Goatians! This user did not drink the Kool-Aid™ at Conservapedia This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas! LOL dis usr perfrs 2 us teh LOLCat Bible This user enjoys playing Minesweeper. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user is a Ninja. This user knows mental health nurses are more authoritative about mental health issues than Conservapedia. This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. π This user worships pi. This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-1.62,-4.10). This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. Skep This user likes to cite the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. This user maintains 1 sock on Conservapedia. This user believes Socrates didn't die in vain. This user doesn't have much time for this man This user thinks cows are tasty. This user has thumbs. TK TK is this user's sock. user This user is a user. This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement "I am the walrus" Are you the eggman?

I'm a sophomore in college in the U.S., currently planning to double major in computer science and mathematics, and possibly minor in classics or Latin. My religious beliefs hover somewhere between Richard Dawkins and Homer Simpson. Probably closer to Dawkins.

Pi is good. As is pie. Pi pie would probably be even better.

My latest CP activities: Reading the hilarity, saving the good stuff, being banned, a little experiment.
This here's my thousandth CP edit. And I think I'm still sane!

Random Fact: If you take the letters for the last four empty geometry term lists and put them in reverse alphabetical order, it spells "vunk." That's not actually a word, but it sounds pretty funny.

Currently "Permanently" Blocked on CP Block Countdown

I think I may have accidentally gotten my entire college IP blocked on CP. Who da man? I da man. I always suspected.

Is it sad that the longest conversation in my GMail inbox is an argument with TK?

Random Sentence

A remarkable Gatsby impersonator vomits a Gatsby impersonator starkly.

Something

God said
$\oint _{S}\mathbf {E} \cdot \mathrm {d} \mathbf {A} ={\frac {Q_{S}}{\epsilon _{0}}}$
$\oint _{S}\mathbf {B} \cdot \mathrm {d} \mathbf {A} =0$
$\oint _{\partial S}\mathbf {E} \cdot \mathrm {d} \mathbf {l} =-{\frac {d\Phi _{B,S}}{dt}}$
$\oint _{\partial S}\mathbf {B} \cdot \mathrm {d} \mathbf {l} =\mu _{0}I_{S}+\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}{\frac {d\Phi _{E,S}}{dt}}$
And there was light.

Blocked Socks

• EmmyNoether - 5-year-banned by TK
• TwoPlusTwoIsFive - 5-year-banned by Crocoite - reason given: No it's not.
• I'm pretty sure there were one or two others, too.

My pet projects

• User:Masterbratac/CPIPBlock

• User:Masterbratac/CPIPBlock/Active
• User:Masterbratac/CPIPBlock/Expiration

• User:Masterbratac/BiblicalGoats

Random Dose of Random

"Leaping Priests of Mars" would be a good name for a bad sci-fi movie.

Random Dose of Cheezburger

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/11/mitosis/

Bible Verses Which Even I Like

• Wine is good!
• [. . .] wine, which cheereth God and man [. . .]

• Judges 9:13

• God says, eat . . . well, you know.
• Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

• Ezekiel 4:15

• Jesus has something against figs.
• And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.

• Matthew 21:19