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These are some movies I have seen. I have summarized them so you can enjoy them again, or for the first time if you have not seen them before now. All very accurate and good.

THE DARK KNIGHT

JOKER - I represent the petty hatred and inhumanity of our society. There is genuinely nothing you can do to stop me.
BATMAN - You forgot one thing, Joker.
JOKER - Oh yeah?
BATMAN - I'm writing this movie.
JOKER - Well fuck.

BATMAN BEGINS

RA'S AL GHUL - Batman! To be truly righteous you must kill the evildoers!
BATMAN - Never! For this you must die!
RA'S AL GHUL - Wait hold on a second.

BATMAN & ROBIN

MR FREEZE - It'll be a cold day in hail before you defeat me, Batman. It's a shame we can't just grit along - I'm an ice guy really. You just have to get to snow me... the truth really freeze your mind. Alas, I suppose I have to chill you. This morning I hope you remembered to frost your teeth, because you're about to kiss your toy b-icicle goodbye. Isn't it about time you cold for help?
BATMAN - I'm going to do violence to you now.

BATMAN FOREVER

ROBIN - Batman! To be truly righteous you must kill the evildoers!
BATMAN - Wrong! I don't kill anyone ever. And what did I tell you about talking?
ROBIN - You said "no talking, ever".
BATMAN - That's fucking right. Now go start my car.
TWO-FACE - Hey guys.
BATMAN - Say your prayers, geek.
TWO-FACE - Jesus fucking piss Christ you fucking killed me you asshole. What the fuck, man?

BATMAN RETURNS

PENGUIN - Hey I've just noticed this movie doesn't have a main villain. That must be why I'm never fighting anyone. Well hey, a guy could get used to this.
BATMAN - Eat lead.
PENGUIN - Oh fucking hell.

BATMAN

JOKER - Nothing doing. I didn't sign up for this. I'm going to sit here and be a law-abiding citizen, and you don't get to kill me.
BATMAN - I get a tank in this movie.
JOKER - I've seen this movie and you do not get a tank. Where the hell did the director go?
BATMAN - I killed him for his insolence. He draws bats in a way I do not condone. I am the death of all goths.
JOKER - Mr Burton? Helloooo? I want to taaaaalk to you...
BATMAN - Computer, prepare the BatTank. Extra missiles today.

Wow, Batman is a jerk.

--Mei (talk) 07:09, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

--Edited, Mei (talk) 13:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

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The Begins one made me laugh so hard, Mei. You truly are useful! --ԿՕՏՏՃՐԼՃՈStrong Opinions 01:09, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
Hooray, Yossarian! Yeah that was a pretty confused movie. In that movie, a secret group of remote ninjas decided to destroy an entire American city, and still managed to seem less implausible than the guy dressed as a bat. I think I like Batman Returns the most. Mei (talk) 18:42, 30 April 2010 (UTC)