The ditch of fried potatoes

“”Programs don't generate insights. People do.

—HAL 9000

I hold these truths to be self-evident: This user supports ASchlafly as the rightful revolutionary leader of Conservapedia. This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user was banned from MCWiki. This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-2.5,-5.5). This user lacks machismo and does not get much attention from the Hispanic ladies. "We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." This user is a socialist. This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever. Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda This user is an ape — and so are you. de This user is a native German speaker, which means he must be a sock of Sid. en-4 This usr speeks Inglish at an near-natiev level fr-2 This user speaks French at an intermediate level zh-2 This user speaks Chinese at an intermediate level

This user has seen the truth and is now a follower of the Terror Trinca. Bat-lovers beware!