|Excuse me, dear sir or madam, but I'm looking for a lost little sockpuppet. |
You haven't happened to see any sockpuppets around here,
have you, Mikemikev?
Did you know
that Michael Coombs is actually in a loving relationship with a Chinese man? I know, because it's me! Mikey-boy can't get enough of my rock-hard Asian body. He used to be a bit of a racist, but I fixed that for him real quick, if you know what I mean ;)
Anyways, I'm only telling you this because Mikey-boy and I have this game where I try to find all of his hidden sockpuppet accounts across the internet. So is it you, dear? Please let me know if it is (I'm pretty sure it is)!
If it's not Mike, then I'm sorry for the disturbance.
But if it's you, Mikey-boy, I hope you'll give me my reward ;) <3 <3 :D
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