User talk:DELETE MARATREANISM

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Meh. You signing up for a RationalWiki account doesn't really move us one way or the other, DELETE MARATREANISM. This is probably because of your poor, obvious attempts at trolling or displays of unwelcome behavior. Maybe you should try to examine our articles and mission statement first, or take a walk outside. We realize that it's possible that you may be here in good faith, so we'll do our best to tolerate it. But don't expect us to get too excited. Our Newcomers' Guide may help clarify things for you.

DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 03:46, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Yah, don't do that. Especially when the user isn't, and likely never will be, banned. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:37, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Are you a Maratrean? I hope not, because they are evil scum - but here u are, DOING THEIR BIDDING! Now, unblock me. DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 04:44, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

No, I'm not a Maratrean, and the only bidding I do is my own (and possibly Dumpling's :-) ). You can afford to wait another eight and a half hours before vandalizing Mara's userpage again. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:51, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

calling all 4chan, war against maratreans starts nowz

we did it to the scienos, now it's the marafucktard's turnz!!!!!! ^{— Unsigned, by: DELETE MARATREANISM / talk / contribs 2011-12-20T20:47:41}

Hooray for script kiddies!!! Lord Bacu (talk) 13:35, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

fuck off you filthy maratrean. send bacu to the pound! DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 23:13, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Blocked again...

Wow Mara really has this site in his pocket. Has he succeeded in recruiting y'all to join his cult? All hail Maratwat, King of RatWiki! DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 05:28, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

We've all received emails from him requesting we block you. Believe me, we're firmly in the pocket of Big Maratrea. Sam ^Tally-ho! 05:36, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

What? Where's my check? I worked for the international Maratrean conspiracy for 20 years and this is the respect I get? Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 05:42, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

Wow, it really is true. Why don't use just give up your pretence of being RATIONAL, drink the Maratrean KOOLAID, change your name to MaratreanWiki, and start wandering the streets naked raving madly about time circle (aka Maratrean's time cube) and worshipping every stray mutt you meet as HOLY LORD BACU. DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 05:53, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

Dude, get with the program already. We've all been wandering the streets naked raving madly about time circle and worshipping every stray mutt we meet as Holy Lord Bacu for like several years now. Sheesh. Sam ^Tally-ho! 05:59, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

You sick, depraved, filthy fucking Maratrean. U should be ASHAMED of yourselves. DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 07:33, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

I have never been guilty of fucking Maratrean. Sir, while I disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it also don't give a fuck. Now it is true that Maratrean's presence here is controversial. Slightly controversial. But we have other editors here and they're online, helping to run the site, free to pursue a life of religious fulfilment. SJ ^Debaser 11:37, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

Stop lying asshole, everyone knows that you and Mara are butt-buddies. Tell us, who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? Or do you take turns? DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 23:09, 22 December 2011 (UTC)

While I concede to your American accusation of "asshole", I must warmly, firmly and smoothly deny that I did not have sexual relations with that Maratrean. I don't watch baseball so I couldn't possibly have a conversation with you on that topic if I wanted to. However, rest assured that my sexual performance can be likened to Lionel Messi when he gets in the six yard box - unstoppable. SJ ^Debaser 11:11, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Please stop this childishness

Who are you? And why are you so tedious and childish? You don't like me? You don't have to. But your antics are just silly. (((Zack Martin)))^™ 08:25, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Dude, I am ur worst nightmare. Your cult is doomed, sick pervert. I will expose u, and u will be DESTROYED!!!! DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 08:56, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Man, I thought I had too much free time... Fallacy (talk) 09:03, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

@Delete, got some time off school? All alone and bored? Nothing worth watching on TV? (((Zack Martin)))^™ 09:05, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

I advise writing a novel. Google Docs is a good word processor. Fallacy (talk) 09:06, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

im so fucking rich i ain't got no need to work. so i can give all i got to take down ur cult!!! DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 09:11, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

I did a double-take because I saw your stuff listed alongside my stuff. Didn't realize Google listed every document you've ever touched via Google Docs. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:19, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

It has a habit of doing that. By the way, I'm editing my story-thing right now. So far, I almost have a complete paragraph! :D Fallacy (talk) 09:24, 23 December 2011 (UTC)