User talk:Prof0705

Welcome, you might want to fix the user box. --Helios 12:49, 22 May 2007 (CDT)

finding stuff

go to the special pages link in the toolbox on the left. go to all pages. your looking for things in namespace or essays or whatever genre they have going here. but namespace for articles. (i think) Airdish 13:29, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

I want to have your babies

I love you. This ranks up there in the... oh... 500 greatest things ever said. Okay, that's all. GodlessLiberal 19:08, 26 May 2007 (CDT)

Seconded. That was pretty sweet. --Kels 19:11, 26 May 2007 (CDT)

Thank you all. I am not at all happy with what I did. I guess I'm not a very good Buddhist. :( Prof0705 08:22, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

You'd make a pretty decent Taoist, though. Appropriate action based on circumstances. --Kels 09:09, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

I'm gonna make up my own religion. I think L. Ron Hubbard had the right idea. Put some strange shit together that people will latch onto, collect some "tithes" and die laughing my ass off. Right now he is in heaven cackling and showing off telling Jesus how he has been pwned.Prof0705 09:16, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

He better not pull off that shit around Kali, or she'll teach him the true nature of PWND. --Kels 09:17, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Oh whatever. Kali had to rely on gimmicks like having four arms and blue skin. She is like one of those girls wearing lots of makeup you pick up in a dark bar. The next morning you realize she isn' actually blue, and three of those arms are fake (thats right, three, she pissed off Lord Buddha back in the bad old days and now one arm belongs to him). Besides, she is like what, 4000 years old now? Her boobs are probably sagging to her knees.Prof0705 09:28, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

If you are really nice, I'll let you join my religion. Before I answer any of your questions, you must voluntarily undergo the "initiation ritual"...and, no, you can't ask about it first. Just bring a towel, table lamp, plain tshirt, and KY, and we will supply the rest.DocSock 20:57, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

How do you afford the goats, anyway? --Kels 21:01, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Two words for ya, Furry One...coat and hanger. Just let them overturn Roe v Wade, and I'm back in business, baby!DocSock 21:05, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Lib'rul Scum

Thanks for the badge of honor ... I think I'll leave the vandalism. Jrssr5 08:50, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

I removed it, but I made a new UBX to commemorate the badge. GodlessLiberal 15:49, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

I love my badge of honor :-) literally laughed out loud.-AmesG 22:53, 30 May 2007 (CDT) Why thank you! αιρδισΗ^ταλκ 06:20, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

dude, you gotta help me!

• Why does everyone here refuse to follow their own rules? Why don't you accede to my reasonable demands? Why are you all so confused about how to follow rules? Make me a sysop! Bet you thought this was someone else. human^{be in} 22:20, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

On the subject of explosive devices

Thanks for contributing to my user page :) -Ĭ₠ŴΣĐĝё 01:11, 3 June 2007 (CDT)