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On second thought I could use a snort!
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Is that crusty part edible?

Are you actually R E T I R I N G?

You have before but your periodic returns have been pleasant. Are you giving up the goat, now, though?-caius (decider) 00:42, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

He's just a confused (REALLY CONFUSED & NEEDS REPARATIVE THERAPY!!!!) contributor. He's not really retired, just hasn't fixed his userpagiz. humanUser talk:Human 00:50, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
I will have you know that my repara needs absolutely no therapy whatsoever and by "absolutely no" I mean AB-SO-LUT-ELY (about sex six months oughta do it) ZERO! ZILCH! NADA! (This won't count as a pre-existing condition will it? You know how it is with this LOUSY RW health insurance! $3.50/mo shouldn't have no restrictions! And have you seen the NOSE on the doctor? You would swear they've gotten "Patch Adams".
CЯacke® 08:59, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
We finally gots us two doctors now! Be sure to get a second opinion. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 09:48, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
oh, thas right, but I heared the second one was only a "Doctor", thusly not to be trusted with real medical issues (or discharges). CЯacke® 11:37, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
Wait, what—you're leaving? Don't go! You're our token homosexual! How will we survive without you?! --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 11:45, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
I'm the OUT token homosexual...the closeted ones (you know who you are) will still be here. As far as retiring...the template was added some time ago. I am as retired as I'm likely to get until I die. Cough cough wheeze. CЯacke® 12:02, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
Coughing and wheezing at 50+? C'mon, you still got a third of your life left, and that ain't bad!  : ) --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 12:24, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
Aren't you guys forgetting our ladies? Jollyfish.gifGenghispillaging 14:04, 30 April 2008 (EDT)
"Homo = same, not homo = man." —Ghenghis
I know. I was teasing. You thought I forgot Grandma Susan?  : ) --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 14:08, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

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