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"Anonymous User", have you ever read a scientific paper? I skimmed through your recent edits and I think several of your postings are an example of liberal deceit, so let me guess: you're committed to censoring the Bible. You also clearly deny that conservative talk radio stops incest. Liberals don't like it, but liberals claim that what they like (theories of evolution, man-made global warming, relativity, life in outer space, etc.) are somehow objective, while what they do not like (conservative principles, which are highly objective) are subjective. If won't admit things that are obviously true, then there's little point in trying to hold a logical discussion with you. Please, please abide by the rules or blocking will result.--Andy Schlafly 08:04, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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