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"Anonymous User" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and you are unlike 99% of evolutionists, who avoid the Bible like the plague and even discourage others from reading it, so there's a 95% chance you're a complete denialist. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that women knowing their place deters violence. It's simple logic: Wiles' proof of Fermat's Last Theorem is not an elementary proof and liberals don't want to admit that. Wikipedia may be a better place for you to deny that fact, or to persist in ignoring the truth. We're going to block your account unless you can explain why you are not a parody.--aschlafly 14:05, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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