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"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), you're trying to sing a tune of one view Christianity, but it's slightly off key and even if it were on key it would be merely one view. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you say you don't believe Jesus is God, so there's a 95% chance you're an evolutionist. Your atheistic worldview has led you to deny that God reduces school shootings. Observation and logic dictate that magnetism doesn't need relativity, and relativity hasn't produced a single thing that is productive. It's not very funny when you realize what you're trying to conceal. Read my posting below and contribute to this encyclopedia, or go rant somewhere else.--Aschlafly 06:13, 21 January 2021 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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