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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), breast cancer is so prevalent among celebrities that Wikipedia has gone to great lengths to bury the connection. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h", so regardless, I'm so confident that you're here to do harm to family values. You also clearly deny that that affirmative action causes rather than deters school shootings. I repeat: the photo of a pompous Obama standing in front of teleprompters in an elementary school classroom is priceless, and Jay Leno's criticism is right on target. The Starlight problem is a puzzle for both atheistic and biblical views. Actually, it's a bigger problem for atheistic views, because those views cannot accommodate the explanation that some of the light in the sky is show for people on earth. Help yourself by opening your mind, before it's too late.--aschlafly 06:21, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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