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"Anonymous User" (I see you don't use the proper naming convention), I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and I feel depression and animosity coming through in your comments, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're an atheist. Open your mind and admit that prayer stops violence. Got news for you: sure, there are happy, healthy atheists. They exist. The same can be said about 100-year-old smokers. You said, "In the name of God." Perhaps you meant "Allah"?? Go elsewhere if you seek to be deceitful.--aschlafly 17:19, 5 July 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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