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"Anonymous User" (you're not credible, liberal), your complaint seems nitpicky. The bigger question may be this: does it bother you that most people reject the theory of evolution? I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so I'm confident you're not a church goer. You also clearly deny that chivalry reduces racism. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, the more something is irrationally denied, the more persuasive it becomes. If you can open your mind and admit that evolution may well be false, then let's discuss as long as you like. But if you're an atheist or someone who bought into the theory of evolution as a student and who refuses to accept that you could have been duped, then I'll spend my time on translating the Bible here instead. Stop wasting my time with endless, non-substantive questions when the burden of proof is on you.--aschlafly 11:04, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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