Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2012

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November 2012[edit]


Andy trying to make a sample sentence for the word 'inoculate': "Conservapedia inoculates against liberal claptrap."img


Andy: I don't see why zero would be a particularly conservative word. This is not a list of any words.img I mean, it isn't obviously conservative, like Segwayimg, transistorimg or aerobicsimg.


How DARE people go shopping and supporting free enterprise, when they should be home, reading the Bible, on the holy day of Thanksgiving.img


Conservapedia proven right again! (And all it took was one little edit.}img


According to Andy, Jesus wrote the Epistle to the Hebrews because "The author had to be highly proficient in both the Greek language and Hebrew culture and scriptures, and capable of writing or dictating a flawless essay. Only Jesus meets those conditions."img


Uganda might be attempting to violently eradicate one of its minorities this Christmas, and Conservapedia's loving it. Bonus: Conservative science discovers African women giving birth every 6 weeks.img


KareBearimg threatens to drop dox. Call the FBI!


Andy catches a case of Bieber fever.img


The Jets' management is Pharaoh and Tim Tebow is Moses.img

33Things Karajou doesn't understand, part 67,585,464: Who actually manages football teams.img
29Emboldened by Karajou's link-whoring his blog on MPR, Bishop Bert takes to shoehorningimg linksimg toimg hisimg blogimg all overimg Conservapedia.
23When is spam about a 90 day, home exercise regimen not spam?img When it's Paul Ryan's exercise routine!img
70David Petraeus lacks machismo.img


Andy: "It's a liberal fiction that E=mc2 has ever been applied in any practical way. The equation defines rest mass in terms of the speed of light - an absurdity."img


Andy: Democrats pathetically resort to unanimous opposition to Mitt Romney to win the election.img


Tax hikes in California will at first crimp the economy, then weave it into cornrows, or worse, dreadlocksimg


The best of the public knows better than the GOP consultants: Romney lost because of early voting!img


Jpatt: "It's not even going to be close, Romney landslide: R 54% O 46%"img
Ken: "I say a narrow victory for Romney."img
Andy: "By Tuesday night, most American voters will have cast their ballots against Barack Obama. Not even the lamestream media could persuade most voters to support him."img

<capture>Reality:Conservapedia proven wrong.<capture>


Andy: "the Dems did OKimg" what with their President and the Senate, but "everywhere else, conservatives routed the liberals", presumably in those other 8-12 branches of government, or something.


Andy makes some vague noise about Obama claiming the Presidency while losing the popular voteimg. Something a conservative would never do.


People just don't care about atheism anymore.img Source: Google trends report a slight decline in number of "atheism" searches.