Debate:Is Human a vampire

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Human is obviously one of the undead.

He is rarely seen during daylight hours.

When he is awake, in the small hours of the night, he is often short tempered with the mere mortals with whom he interacts.

He maintains a harem of "mannequins" believed to be live women in a state of suspended animation as a possible blood supply.See here and on.

He claims birth in a far distant land of darkness and gloom.

He has an affinity for the other denizens of the night.

His favourite colour is purpleandgreen[sic], his favourite stone is the marble (as in gravestones) and, most tellingly his fave poetry is: Do not go gentle into that good night! [1]

Films just look at the list! Werewolves and vampires!

He prides himself in music called Ruins - where do vampires traditionally live?

Point made, I think This message brought to you by: Toastrespondand honey 23:31, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

His name speaks plenty, i think. "Doth thou protest too much, HUMAN" — Unsigned, by: WaitingforGodot / talk / contribs
I think that this is all the proof needed. Pinto's5150 Talk 23:50, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
He's no vampire, he just a weirdo. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 00:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't know a lot about Human, but a girl that used to sit next to me read Twilight once so I know just a little something about vampires. Yes, Human is a vampire and can run really fast.Rad McCool 00:50, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I find the above Arguments quite convincing. Human is indeed a Vampire.--Tolerance 19:05, 29 May 2009 (UTC)