Essay talk:Do conservatives have small penises?

Hehe. That is all. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:07, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

I agree with the findings of this very scientific article. --ConcernedResident ^{milk for the ladies} 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your encouragement, gentlemen. If this essay is successful, I think we should consider the:

RationalWiki small-penised conservative project

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Ole ole ole! DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 23:09, 11 May 2010 (UTC)