Essay talk:HowTo:Be a Conservative

The Right To Bear Arms in the UK

I know this is parody, but the implication is that you can bear arms in the UK. This is most certainly not the case.--Bob^{bing up} 04:30, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Rule 29, sir. Rule 29. --Jeeves 04:41, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Very subtle.--Bob^{bing up} 05:33, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Speelling

"licence" is a preferred British English spelling, and I reckon British English should be preserved where ever possible to annoy Conservapeadians. Like using Common Era for dates. --Jeeves 11:28, 11 November 2007 (EST)

I think American English should be preserved just to annoy British people. :-) -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:51, 30 January 2008 (EST)

I prefer a haphazard mix of Indian and Hiberno-English. Kindly do the needful; it'll be fookin' brilliant. EVDebs 13:32, 30 January 2008 (EST)