Essay talk:HowTo:Be a Liberal

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This Reminds Me of Something

Haven't I seen, and edited, this before? I wonder where it could've been... Uchiha 01:33, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Either have the list and lose the editorial or else I'm a moving it to NS Essay. CЯacke® 01:34, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Hey, I think I recognize this new stuff as well! Funny that... Uchiha 01:44, 11 November 2007 (EST)

19 is a bit suspect. Don't sound liberal at all to me. CЯacke®

29 don't make sense...self esteem is an internal process, one shouldn't have to earn respect for one's self.CЯacke®

You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars. Say what you will about George W. Bush, one of his few accomplishments has been to be so egregious that the liberals have found themselves defending both the military and the CIA--traditionally two of their bete noirs. --Gulik 01:51, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Moved to talk

The short guide to loving terrorists

As a smelly hippy tofu eating liberal, I found it so difficult to properly love terrorists as my lord and master Jimmy Carter required. I'd go on dates, and as soon as the appetiser was served they'd let out a shrill cry of "Allahu Akbar!" and blow themselves up. It was very demoralising.

Then I discovered terroristpersonals.com and my terrorist loving has just blossomed. Now I'm in a committed relationship with a terrorist, and I'm loving it. We're hijacking planes and kidnapping westerners together all the time, we have so much in common.

The short guide to killing babies

We all know that killing babies is fun, and eating their brains helps make you a better eco-warrior. The problem is that parents have a nagging tendency to object to you slaying while they're in the stroller, and then sawing the top of their skulls off.

The key to properly killing babies is to distract the parents. Use your total dominance of the media to do this by flashing swirly graphics on their TV screens, then snatch their infants while they're mesmerised by the pretty colours. Of course, once our homosexual agenda evil plan comes to fruition we'll simply be growing the babies in tubes, and this will no longer be a problem.

Guys

It's an essay now (ooooh), so no more being asses, ok? Feel free to write a counter-essay, though (if you actually feel the need). Uchiha 02:03, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Yeah...leave it be unless you add lulz in the same "style" CЯacke® 02:05, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Heh, spoilsports! I was all set to write short guides to giving people drugs, coddling child molesters and using the evil powers of socialism to fix the world. --Jeeves 02:07, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Sorry for killing your essay GBA. You're welcome to expand as needed now that it's in the proper NS. Forgive us!!!!!!!!!!!1two.-αmεσ (ninja) 02:10, 11 November 2007 (EST)

The essay namespace is sacrosanct. it's not fitting we should mess with it too much, you know besides frmting and such. CЯacke®

I think we can feel to adds links to the snartikles this "essay" is spawning to appropriate places in the essay. Thoughts? human 16:14, 11 November 2007 (EST)

There We Go

Doesn't it feel better to play nicely, everyone? Uchiha 02:10, 11 November 2007 (EST)

Sorry, it's just that my blood sugar is low I haven't eaten enough babies. Nom nom nom.-αmεσ (ninja) 02:11, 11 November 2007 (EST)

You simply must try partial birth abortions...much more tender.CЯacke®

Hard to get lately but of course I agree. Goes nicely with a side of persecuted Christian.-αmεσ (ninja) 02:15, 11 November 2007 (EST)

If you teach the baby phonics and fuzzy math, they have much bigger and tastier brains. --Jeeves 02:16, 11 November 2007 (EST)

And they give you power over the media so that you can blame everything on the army, and say that the blacks are desperate and in need of help like that racist Obama guy. -All Hail Tuna 04:47, 11 November 2007 (EST)