Fun:Avenue Q gospel

It sucks to be me.

The Avenue Q gospel, discovered deep within the vaults of the Vatican, contains what appear to be a modern musical comedy, set for Broadway divinely-ordained set of moral codes, written in the twenty first Century CE AD by Jesus himself.

The tenets of the text include:

• "Everybody's a Little Racist" — Christian apologists have successfully blamed this on Darwin
• "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" — Keep talking, welfare queen
• "If You Were Gay" (I'd Like You Anyway) — Controversial, until Pope Francis
• "It Sucks To Be Me" — Believed to have been sung by Christ himself, on the cross. Heretics have disagreed.
• "Schadenfreude" — Believed to have been sung by Roman soldiers, watching

Truly, God works in mysterious ways.

See also

• QAnon — the conspiracy theory gospel

Tired of laughing? RationalWiki has a slightly more serious article about Q gospel.

External links

• See the Wikipedia article on Avenue Q.