Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/DontCry

caius (hegemon), who is honored to be mentioned so much in this fantastic production.

(Actually to Oh What a Circus, because it's a better song...)

Narrator (Genghis?)

• Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
• All the innertubes have come to WIGO
• Over the death of an Actor
• Named Terry Koecksdfz
• We've all gone crazy ~
• LOLing all day, and blogging all night
• Falling over ourselves to get all... of the SCREEN-shots just right
• Oh what an exit! That's how to go!
• When they're logging your IPs to block!
• Demand to get drummed out, like TER-ry Koeckzlkjdslf
• It's quite a sunset, and good for the RationalWiki...
• ...in a roundabout way. It's made the headlines of all, PZ's blogs today
• But who is this mental whacko?
• Why all this howling hysterical laughter?
• What kind of prankster, has walked among us?
• How can we ever, get by without him?
• He had some moments, he had some style!
• The best show in town was the crowd
• Outside le Castle de-CP crying "TK, block Poor!"
• But that's all gone now
• As soon as the smoke from the block-gasm clears
• We're all gonna see - and HOW -
• He wrote NOTHING for years!

Chorus of RW lurkers

• Salve, o TK,
• Come back, we miss your coh-meh-dia!
• Come back, and yell from your rostra!
• Come back, oh come back TK-ah...

Narrator (Genghis), to CP Faithfuls

• You let down your people, Terry-ah!
• You weren't supposed to have been a liberal
• That's all they wanted
• Not much to ask for
• But in the end you, couldn't hold in the crazy... <cut to techno beat>
• Sing, you fools, but you got it wrong!
• Enjoy your laughs, you haven't got long!
• Done with CP, he'll stalk you all before long!
• The King is dead! CP is through! They're not coming back to you!
• Crazy rants kept us all alive
• Since 2006, November 25,
• But the star has gone, the drama's worn thin
• That's a pretty sad state for a blog be in
• Instead of substance, we had a stage!
• Instead of writing, a madman's rage!
• Instead of help, you threw out the crowd,
• He never said much, but he said it LOUD.
• And who are you, who dare to keep
• Your heads held high while your sysops take the leap?
• Why the exception to the rule?
• Traitor? Lunatic? TOOL?
• Or just a man who you never saw
• Seven days a week, the hours twenty-four
• Your site bled, and crucified?
• He's not the only one who's died!
• Sing you fools? But you got it wrong
• Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
• Your king is dead, your blog is through
• He's not coming back to you...

Chorus returns... repeat...
TK

• Don't cry for me, RationalWiki
• Tho' I am extraordinary
• Quite important
• And much deserving
• Of such attention
• More than you all are
• MUCH more than you all are
• So share my GLORY!
• NOW SHARE MY COFFIN.
• STOP SHARING MY GLORY
• START SHARING MY COFFIN

Narrator

• It's CP's funeral... too....