Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/DontCry

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caius (tinker), who is honored to be mentioned so much in this fantastic production.

(Actually to Oh What a Circus, because it's a better song...)

Narrator (Genghis?)

  • Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
  • All the innertubes have come to WIGO
  • Over the death of an Actor
  • Named Terry Koecksdfz
  • We've all gone crazy ~
  • LOLing all day, and blogging all night
  • Falling over ourselves to get all... of the SCREEN-shots just right
  • Oh what an exit! That's how to go!
  • When they're logging your IPs to block!
  • Demand to get drummed out, like TER-ry Koeckzlkjdslf
  • It's quite a sunset, and good for the RationalWiki...
  • ...in a roundabout way. It's made the headlines of all, PZ's blogs today
  • But who is this mental whacko?
  • Why all this howling hysterical laughter?
  • What kind of prankster, has walked among us?
  • How can we ever, get by without him?
  • He had some moments, he had some style!
  • The best show in town was the crowd
  • Outside le Castle de-CP crying "TK, block Poor!"
  • But that's all gone now
  • As soon as the smoke from the block-gasm clears
  • We're all gonna see - and HOW -
  • He wrote NOTHING for years!


Chorus of RW lurkers

  • Salve, o TK,
  • Come back, we miss your coh-meh-dia!
  • Come back, and yell from your rostra!
  • Come back, oh come back TK-ah...

Narrator (Genghis), to CP Faithfuls

  • You let down your people, Terry-ah!
  • You weren't supposed to have been a liberal
  • That's all they wanted
  • Not much to ask for
  • But in the end you, couldn't hold in the crazy... <cut to techno beat>
  • Sing, you fools, but you got it wrong!
  • Enjoy your laughs, you haven't got long!
  • Done with CP, he'll stalk you all before long!
  • The King is dead! CP is through! They're not coming back to you!
  • Crazy rants kept us all alive
  • Since 2006, November 25,
  • But the star has gone, the drama's worn thin
  • That's a pretty sad state for a blog be in
  • Instead of substance, we had a stage!
  • Instead of writing, a madman's rage!
  • Instead of help, you threw out the crowd,
  • He never said much, but he said it LOUD.
  • And who are you, who dare to keep
  • Your heads held high while your sysops take the leap?
  • Why the exception to the rule?
  • Traitor? Lunatic? TOOL?
  • Or just a man who you never saw
  • Seven days a week, the hours twenty-four
  • Your site bled, and crucified?
  • He's not the only one who's died!
  • Sing you fools? But you got it wrong
  • Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
  • Your king is dead, your blog is through
  • He's not coming back to you...


Chorus returns... repeat...
TK

  • Don't cry for me, RationalWiki
  • Tho' I am extraordinary
  • Quite important
  • And much deserving
  • Of such attention
  • More than you all are
  • MUCH more than you all are
  • So share my GLORY!
  • NOW SHARE MY COFFIN.
  • STOP SHARING MY GLORY
  • START SHARING MY COFFIN


Narrator

  • It's CP's funeral... too....