Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I've got a little list

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Based on "As some day it may happen" from Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado
Midi file of music

TEE-KAY or ASS-FLY

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list — I've got a little list

Of those RatWikian offenders who might well hide underground,

They never would be missed — they never would be missed!

There's the vandals and the Icewedge gang who really would defile

Our high-quality 'cyclopedia, (which has taken quite a while)

Posting goatse and lemon party pictures which really make one sick

Then messing with our page views, they never miss a trick

And then of course there's each and ev'ry British parodist

They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS

The Rats are on his list — the Rats are on his list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.

TEE-KAY/ASS_FLY

There's the affirmative action candidate and others of his race,

He is an Islamist — So I've got him on the list!

All those people who vote Democrat then rub it in your face,

They never would be missed — they never would be missed!

There's the feminists and their demands to be allowed to work

The masturbators and their sin of staying home to jerk

Atheistic liberals with all their lying and distortions

PalMD and those doctors who ignore a link 'tween breast cancer and abortion

And anyone who has been genitally kissed

I don't think any would be missed — I'm sure they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS

He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;

And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they'll not be missed!

TEE-KAY/ASS-FLY

There's a Professor Lenski; he really is a Dick

A dishonest Evilutionist - I've got him on my list

He fed citrate to E.coli, but it really was a trick

So I've got him on my list, and his petri dish!

All those English soccer players whom I thought heaven-sent

When they supported our demands to relase the evidence

Those liberal trolls who talk, talk talk to waste our precious time

Then bleat of persecution when we confront them with their crime

And any other person who's not creationist

I've got Europe on my list - And none of 'em would be missed.

CHORUS

He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;

If they're not creationist — None of 'em would be missed!

Additional verse

There's Wikipedians and their demands for neutral points of view

And Liberal with no values - I've got them on the list.

Starlets with breast cancer and damned Professors too
They really make me pissed, they never would be missed.
Those fools that ask for evidence and lack thereof bemoan
Who believe any study; any number but my own
I'm ninety percent sure of their views on church and state
And I'm well aware Conservatives are objects of their hate
I can't wait to remove them, like from my ass a cyst

They never will be missed, they never will be missed!