Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/TomMoore

caius (spy) Original lyrics here

Narrator: Human, reading from WIGO

• Tom-MOORE. Working man. Born in the middle of a writing plan.
• Woke with a start and away he ran to the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
• In Buffalo.

• Saw of a sudden how things were run
• Said! Minds-a-wastin, like it's 19-01
• Some eds have everything, but some have none
• So grow a spine
• But in Andy's USA, you can't work your way, to the head of the line

• Tom-MOORE, quiet man
• Worked out a quiet and simple plan
• Strolled of a mornin' all spic-n-span
• To the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
• In Buffalo

• Saw Ken DeMyer there With. A. Gun.
• Heard Ken DeMyer say "Stop having fun!"
• Some men have brains, but Ken had none
• But that's just fine
• In Andy's USA, Ken had worked his way to the head of the line

• Tom-MOORE, angry man
• Said I will do what a smart man can
• Yes, but there must be SOMEWHERE more fitting than
• On the MainPage TalkPage
• Far from Knowledge's Light

• Wrapped him a metaphor round his pun
• Said, "Nothing wrong about what I done...