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Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/TomMoore
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caius (spy)
Original lyrics here
Narrator: Human, reading from WIGO
- Tom-MOORE. Working man. Born in the middle of a writing plan.
- Woke with a start and away he ran to the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
- In Buffalo.
- Saw of a sudden how things were run
- Said! Minds-a-wastin, like it's 19-01
- Some eds have everything, but some have none
- So grow a spine
- But in Andy's USA, you can't work your way, to the head of the line
- Tom-MOORE, quiet man
- Worked out a quiet and simple plan
- Strolled of a mornin' all spic-n-span
- To the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
- In Buffalo
- Saw Ken DeMyer there With. A. Gun.
- Heard Ken DeMyer say "Stop having fun!"
- Some men have brains, but Ken had none
- But that's just fine
- In Andy's USA, Ken had worked his way to the head of the line
- Tom-MOORE, angry man
- Said I will do what a smart man can
- Yes, but there must be SOMEWHERE more fitting than
- On the MainPage TalkPage
- Far from Knowledge's Light
- Wrapped him a metaphor round his pun
- Said, "Nothing wrong about what I done...