Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Trus In Me

ANDY
Trus in meeeee, jus in meeeee

Stop thinking, and trus in me

(sees an EVOLUTIONARY SCIENTIST walking by, and silently gasps, putting a hand over STUDENT's head)

Stick your head, in the sand

Just like in, Jesusland

Sleep into a willful ignorance

Sail into a deluded mist

Slowly and surely your common sense

Will cease to exist

Just believe, unquestioningly

In the Ho-, ly Bible

Trus in me, jus in me

Plug your ears, and trus in me

Trus in me, jus in me

(notices that the EVOLUTIONARY SCIENTIST is starting to speak)

Plug your ears, and trus in me