Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Vandals and Parodies

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Andy:

I can’t stand

All these vandals and parodies!

Polluting our wonderland

Those vandals and parodies

They’ll be banned for their crimes

For their dangerous parodies

And maybe there’ll come a time

We’ll silence their views

I built this place

And I ascended

Out of the commonplace

Here I’m elite

Now they deface

What I’ve defended

But still I know

They’ll regret their deceit!

Won't you answer my fervent prayer?

Smite these vandals and parodies!

CP is in disrepair

From their unholy wandal war!

Here’s one about squids in trees,

I believe it’s a parody!

Oh, SysOps,

You need to see

These scum out the door!

Terry:

I found this place

And I ascended

Out of the commonplace

Here I’m elite

Both:

Now they deface

What we’ve defended

Andy:

But still I know

Terry:

It’s a-banning I’ll go!

Andy:

Bring about their defeat!

Terry:

They’ll regret their deceit!

Andy:

Won't you answer my fervent prayer?

Smite these vandals and parodies!

Terry:

Andy, don’t tear out your hair,

We’ll vanquish these trolls for sure!

Both:

Abortion by parsley oil?

Surely that is a parody!

We’ll make CP vandal-free!

Quick! Ban them some more!