Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/When You're a Sysop

When you're a sysop
You're a sysop all the way,
From your first "90/10"
To your last "Icewedge Gang."

When you can block,
If the liberals fight,
You don't take no nonsense
'Cuz might equals right.

You're never offline.
You're never disconnected.
You're home all alone.
When vandals are expected
You can protect it.

Then you know Truth
With a capital T
Ignoring the evidence
You choose not to see.
If you're not a sysop
M Y O B

Oh when the sysops fall in to the party line
The Right can't be wrong so we'll do just fine
And when the liberals see us with our arguments
They're gonna run, gonna flee, gonna pee in their pants

When you're a sysop
You don't take no spunk.
Anyone who disagrees is
Just a Liberal Punk.

When you're a sysop
It's OK to cheat
As long as you don't use
Some Liberal Deceit

The sysops are in gear
We're editing on fire.
The gays will stay clear
And every Liberal Liar is a God Denier

Here come the sysops
All rebellion we'll quell
Someone stands up to us
Someone don't feel so well

Here come the sysops
Little kid, step aside
The FBI will get you,
And there's no place to hide

We're drawing a line
So keep your beliefs hidden
We're hanging a sign
That says "Liberals Forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin

Here come the sysops
Yeah! And we're gonna get
Every last vandal
On the whole buggin Net.
On the whole!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin!
Net!
Godspeed!