Fun:Finland

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Finnish goats

Finland has lakes and saunas. And more trees than Latvia, though this problem is being taken care of with clearcuts.

Finland is not known for anything in particular except maybe its extraordinarily incomprehensible language, which doesn't seem to be related to Hungarian after all.

In Finland the word for goat is reindeer.

The Finland Song

Finland, Finland, Finland.

The country where I want to be,

Pony trekking or camping,

Or just watching TV,

Finland, Finland, Finland.

It's the country for me.

You're so near to Russia.

So far from Japan,

Quite a long way from Cairo,

Lots of miles from Vietnam.

Finland, Finland, Finland.

The country where I want to be,

Eating breakfast or dinner,

Or snack lunch in the Hall,

Finland, Finland, Finland.

Finland has it all.

You're so sadly neglected,

And often ignored.

A poor second to Belgium,

When going abroad.

Finland, Finland, Finland.

The country where I quite want to be,

Your mountains so lofty,

Your treetops so tall,

Finland, Finland, Finland.

Finland has it all.

Finland, Finland, Finland.

The country where I quite want to be,

Your treetops so tall,

Finland, Finland, Finland.

Finland has it all.

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