Fun:Goats for poetry affair

Since I feel the need to get right with Heidrun before I die and go to Niflheim I, Jeeves, will buy one goat for every poem about goats submitted below and donate whatever crap I get from oxfam in return to my donation to the authors of the best poems. Probably in scanned form, but if you want it by post I can do that too. Terms and conditions apply. A maximum of eight goats will be purchased, because I'm a tight bastard. Epic lays praising goats in the poetic styles Fornyrthislag, Ljothahattr or Malahattr will be most smiled upon. You have one month. Begin!

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Human

There once was a man with two goats
Which he took on his very big boat
For months they did sail
While his sons tried to bail
To keep all living things afloat

(just a start ;)) ħuman 17:20, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Bob

A Sudanese goat called rose,
Was caught in an indelicate pose.
So they asked her to wed,
The man found in her bed,
And her wild oats she no longer sows.

(based on a true story) --Bob^{bing up} 18:13, 5 September 2008 (EDT)