It is said that in life you should try everything once, with the exception of bestiality and Morris Dancing.
Morris Dancing involves men getting rip-roaring drunk, then strapping bells to their ankles and prancing around to accordion music waving hankies and hitting each other with sticks. Morris men are by far the most tedious people you could ever wish to meet.
Do not listen to such haters. It is the most sublime fun you can have while drunk. We cannot emphasise enough that the "rip-roaring drunk" part is mandatory.