Fun:ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY

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From [1] by FranzK This is a later version by AbouttobeblockeD

ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY

HAPPY BIRFDAY
CHORUS:

He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!
Be careful if you get him pissed!
Ass! Teh Assfly!
He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!
Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,
a wiki-er of words making a mess!
He went to Harvard Law,
he’s dull, a major flaw
Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!
He is teh Assfly!

NARRATOR (Spoken):
Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?

TEH ASSFLY:
I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!
I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!

CHORUS:
Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY:
I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!
I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!
I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!
Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!
Yeah! Yeah!

CHORUS:
He is teh Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY:
Living like an ass ain't easy!
My Wiki don't seem to need me!
It's gathered up all these huge jerks,
I don't really know 'bout their work
I don't want no vandalizing,
No, I'm just not sympathizing!
Living like an ass ain't easy!
Living like an ass ain't easy!

JIMBO WALES (Spoken):
Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!

CHORUS:
He is teh Assfly!

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With apologies to Home Movies
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