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Fun:University of Google
University of Google |
Courses[edit]
Main[edit]
- Learn how to find resources that match what you already know.
- Learn how to completely ignore any and all evidence that conflicts with your worldview.
Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
Advanced quote-mining:
- Learn how to properly edit quotes in order to make your viewpoint look factual.
- Learn how to bend the meaning of a quote to fit whatever purpose you need.
Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
- Learn how to verbally attack your opponent without making it obvious.
- Learn the best insults to use in an argument.
Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
Advanced Fallacies
- Learn about more advanced logical fallacies you can use in an argument.
- Learn how to confuse you opponent into submission by using non sequiturs, gish gallops, etc.
- Learn how to find a loophole in your opponent's argument that completely invalidates their logic.
- Engage in mock arguments with peers and instructors.
Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
Secondary[edit]
Bible classes:
- Learn how to use Bible quotes in arguments regarding religion.
- Learn how to take every single word in the Bible as fact, even if they contradict each other.
Average Course Length: 1-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate, D.B.S.
Advanced Alternative Medicine:
- Learn about different alternate medicine techniques.
- Learn how to properly execute alternative therapy treatments.
- Learn how to properly prescribe the right treatment.
- Get a chance to create and test your own treatments.
Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Associate, Bachelor's, Graduate, B.H.M.S.
Advanced Vaccine Denialism:
- Learn how to believe that vaccines cause every known disease ever.
- Learn advanced anti-vaccine argument techniques.
- Learn how to make up facts regarding the efficacy of vaccines.
Average Course Length: 3-5 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate, MD, PhD
- Learn how to accept two conflicting ideas at once.
Average Course Length: 1-3 yrs. Degrees Offered: Associate, Bachelor's, Graduate
About[edit]
Reviews[edit]
“”Thanks to the University of Google, I was able to perfect the art of alternative medicine. Now I run a successful homeopathic pharmacy in Dallas.
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—Maddie K., graduate |
“”When a student comes into my class, I see someone who wants to learn. To improve. We provide that learning experience because we care for our students, unlike the fascist public school system that's poisoning our youth.
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—P. Anders, teacher |
“”I like it here. The campus is nice, the staff are friendly, the sky is clear of chemtrails, and there's no liberal bias present in the curriculum.
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—Lee W., student |