Fun:YHWH

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Preach to the choir Religion

Crux of the matter

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Speak of the devil

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An act of faith

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1. God: I am God the Lord.
2. The Israelites: OK. What's your name.
3. God: Ah, my name! My name is the most sacred name ever. It is so holy that I decided to prohibit you to pronounce it.
4. The Israelites: What?
5. God: Simply do not pronounce it.
6. The Israelites: Why?
7. God: Well, my name is so sacred that I don't want anyone to mispronounce it.
8. The Israelites: And if we pronounce it correctly?
9. God: Don't take the risk.
10. The Israelites: We are curious to know your name.
11. God: I will give you only it's spelling: yod, he, waw, he.
12. The Israelites: Did you just give us the consonants and remove the vowels?
13. God: Absolutely! Never call me by my name. Call me God, Lord, or everything else that shows respect BUT NOT MY NAME!
14. The Israelites: The vowels, God, please.
15. God: No way!
16. The Israelites: Let me guess. Maybe it is, Yahweh?
17. God: Did you have the audacity of pronouncing my name? MAY YOU BE PUNISHED IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. The Israelites: God loves us, well? No.