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Fun talk:Andy Schlafly as an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Character
This page is full of win. Z3rotalk 10:33, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
He needs more detail![edit]
Xenophobe: Andrew is deserted by his henchmen upon leaving Conservia and receives a -2 charisma modifier when speaking to non-Humans and non-Conservians alike. Despite an unprecedented skill in linguistics, he is unable to learn or converse in any language but God's most perfect modern English (Common).
13:38, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
- I would argue that Andy is more of a monster than a character.... Sterilewalkie-talkie 16:09, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
- You've got a point, but I based this on first edition AD&D, where the character descriptions were far more detailed than the monsters. MDB 09:56, 17 March 2009 (EDT)
Geneforge[edit]
I don't play D&D, but I am addicted to Geneforge.
Class- Shaper(arrogant overlords) Excel at shaping, OK at magic, and bad at combat.
Stat | Value | Note |
---|---|---|
Strength | 5 | Fairly average strength, occasionally cumbersome, but workable. |
Dexterity | 20 | Teh Fly excells with wands, crystals, batons, and javelins. Attacking from a safe distace is his speciality. |
Intelligence | 15 | Class is a agent(mage), some required |
Endurance | 5 | Weak, must rely on minions to protect him. |
All combat stats | 5 | As a class unable to wield weapons effectively, he ignores these stats. |
Battle Magic | 7 | Decent attack, workable but could be better |
Mental Magic | 3 | Spells such as Unlock Door, unnessary |
Blessing Magic | 8, really 24 | He believes that these blessings are from Jesus, tripling their effectiveness |
Spellcraft | 5 | Increases effectiveness of all spells. |
Fire/Magic/Battle Shaping | All 7 | Should be opposed to this on religious grounds, but they are useful, so there |
Healing craft | 2 | Is based on evolution, and therefore bad |
Leadership | 2 | Conservapedia |
Mechanics | 15 | As a former enginerr, Andy excells at picking locks and stealing other's stuff |
Luck | 1 | Ouch |
The EmperorKneel before Zod! 20:24, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
Delete?[edit]
Yea. P-Foster Talk ""Santorum is the cream rising to the top."" 23:07, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
- As an owner of a truly absurd amount of DnD stuff who wrote his won campaign setting... delete. ТyYes? 23:09, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
- I am torn between deleting this and begging people to make this a better fun page and clean it up, because the concept makes me laugh.±
KnightOfTL;DRsufficiently advanced argument still distinguishable from magic 23:10, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
- It's already in ns Fun, why not keeping it? larronsicut fur in nocte 23:22, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
- I agree...I was an avid D&D player and DM in my youth, and i thought i might improve it...but...really? ASSFLY? Do we need to actually make fun of him? He seems to do well enough on his own.....I vote delete.
- It's already in ns Fun, why not keeping it? larronsicut fur in nocte 23:22, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
- I am torn between deleting this and begging people to make this a better fun page and clean it up, because the concept makes me laugh.±
- I like the idea, but I think his stats are wrong. Intelligence is way too high, and I see him as more of an aristocrat than a cleric.--"Shut up, Brx." 20:03, 21 April 2012 (UTC)
I've never played D&D, but "Phyllis Schlafly is ugly hardy-hardy-har!" bit is a lazy, cheap shot. Delete. Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 20:47, 21 April 2012 (UTC)