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Fun talk:Andy Schlafly as an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Character

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This page is full of win. Z3rotalk 10:33, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

He needs more detail![edit]

Xenophobe: Andrew is deserted by his henchmen upon leaving Conservia and receives a -2 charisma modifier when speaking to non-Humans and non-Conservians alike. Despite an unprecedented skill in linguistics, he is unable to learn or converse in any language but God's most perfect modern English (Common). PubliusTalk 13:38, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

I would argue that Andy is more of a monster than a character.... Sterilewalkie-talkie 16:09, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
You've got a point, but I based this on first edition AD&D, where the character descriptions were far more detailed than the monsters. MDB 09:56, 17 March 2009 (EDT)


I don't play D&D, but I am addicted to Geneforge.

Class- Shaper(arrogant overlords) Excel at shaping, OK at magic, and bad at combat.

Strength5Fairly average strength, occasionally cumbersome, but workable.
Dexterity20Teh Fly excells with wands, crystals, batons, and javelins. Attacking from a safe distace is his speciality.
Intelligence15Class is a agent(mage), some required
Endurance5Weak, must rely on minions to protect him.
All combat stats5As a class unable to wield weapons effectively, he ignores these stats.
Battle Magic7Decent attack, workable but could be better
Mental Magic3Spells such as Unlock Door, unnessary
Blessing Magic8, really 24He believes that these blessings are from Jesus, tripling their effectiveness
Spellcraft5Increases effectiveness of all spells.
Fire/Magic/Battle ShapingAll 7Should be opposed to this on religious grounds, but they are useful, so there
Healing craft2Is based on evolution, and therefore bad
Mechanics15As a former enginerr, Andy excells at picking locks and stealing other's stuff

The EmperorKneel before Zod! 20:24, 16 March 2009 (EDT)


Yea. P-Foster Talk ""Santorum is the cream rising to the top."" 23:07, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

As an owner of a truly absurd amount of DnD stuff who wrote his won campaign setting... delete. ТyYes? 23:09, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
I am torn between deleting this and begging people to make this a better fun page and clean it up, because the concept makes me laugh.±Knightoftldrsig.pngKnightOfTL;DRsufficiently advanced argument still distinguishable from magic 23:10, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
It's already in ns Fun, why not keeping it? larronsicut fur in nocte 23:22, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
I agree...I was an avid D&D player and DM in my youth, and i thought i might improve it...but...really? ASSFLY? Do we need to actually make fun of him? He seems to do well enough on his own.....I vote delete.
I like the idea, but I think his stats are wrong. Intelligence is way too high, and I see him as more of an aristocrat than a cleric.--"Shut up, Brx." 20:03, 21 April 2012 (UTC)
totally agree...excess IQ points should go to Charisma....even if we cant see it, it must be there......apologies, I gave up after 3rd edition.....--Dorianin (talk) 20:08, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

I've never played D&D, but "Phyllis Schlafly is ugly hardy-hardy-har!" bit is a lazy, cheap shot. Delete. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 20:47, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

I think I'll rewrite it, if the original authors don't object--"Shut up, Brx." 21:13, 21 April 2012 (UTC)