Fun talk:Andy Schlafly as an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Character

This page is full of win. Z3ro^talk 10:33, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

He needs more detail!

Xenophobe: Andrew is deserted by his henchmen upon leaving Conservia and receives a -2 charisma modifier when speaking to non-Humans and non-Conservians alike. Despite an unprecedented skill in linguistics, he is unable to learn or converse in any language but God's most perfect modern English (Common). 13:38, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

I would argue that Andy is more of a monster than a character.... Sterile^{walkie-talkie} 16:09, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

You've got a point, but I based this on first edition AD&D, where the character descriptions were far more detailed than the monsters. MDB 09:56, 17 March 2009 (EDT)

Geneforge

I don't play D&D, but I am addicted to Geneforge.

Class- Shaper(arrogant overlords) Excel at shaping, OK at magic, and bad at combat.

Stat	Value	Note
Strength	5	Fairly average strength, occasionally cumbersome, but workable.
Dexterity	20	Teh Fly excells with wands, crystals, batons, and javelins. Attacking from a safe distace is his speciality.
Intelligence	15	Class is a agent(mage), some required
Endurance	5	Weak, must rely on minions to protect him.
All combat stats	5	As a class unable to wield weapons effectively, he ignores these stats.
Battle Magic	7	Decent attack, workable but could be better
Mental Magic	3	Spells such as Unlock Door, unnessary
Blessing Magic	8, really 24	He believes that these blessings are from Jesus, tripling their effectiveness
Spellcraft	5	Increases effectiveness of all spells.
Fire/Magic/Battle Shaping	All 7	Should be opposed to this on religious grounds, but they are useful, so there
Healing craft	2	Is based on evolution, and therefore bad
Leadership	2	Conservapedia
Mechanics	15	As a former enginerr, Andy excells at picking locks and stealing other's stuff
Luck	1	Ouch

The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 20:24, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

Delete?

Yea. P-Foster Talk ""Santorum is the cream rising to the top."" 23:07, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

As an owner of a truly absurd amount of DnD stuff who wrote his won campaign setting... delete. Тy^Yes? 23:09, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

I am torn between deleting this and begging people to make this a better fun page and clean it up, because the concept makes me laugh.±KnightOfTL;DR^{sufficiently advanced argument still distinguishable from magic} 23:10, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

It's already in ns Fun, why not keeping it? larron^{sicut fur in nocte} 23:22, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

I agree...I was an avid D&D player and DM in my youth, and i thought i might improve it...but...really? ASSFLY? Do we need to actually make fun of him? He seems to do well enough on his own.....I vote delete.

I like the idea, but I think his stats are wrong. Intelligence is way too high, and I see him as more of an aristocrat than a cleric.--"Shut up, Brx." 20:03, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

totally agree...excess IQ points should go to Charisma....even if we cant see it, it must be there......apologies, I gave up after 3rd edition.....--Dorianin (talk) 20:08, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

I've never played D&D, but "Phyllis Schlafly is ugly hardy-hardy-har!" bit is a lazy, cheap shot. Delete. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:47, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

I think I'll rewrite it, if the original authors don't object--"Shut up, Brx." 21:13, 21 April 2012 (UTC)