Fun talk:Dalek

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This isn't wookiepedia, fanboy. TheoryOfPractice 16:57, 27 January 2009 (EST)

Scifi. Universe. FAIL. Vaping in 5...4...3... Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:58, 27 January 2009 (EST)


I logged in just now and saw the "rollback" option in the diff screen, which I had to click in order to see what it did, being a complete novice in this area. No offence intended. KlapauciusEsteemed Constructor 19:19, 28 January 2009 (EST)

No need to worry. I've gotten worse. Please add- I need help coming up with a DALEK survival guide. You're a fan of Doctor Who, aren't you? --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 19:24, 28 January 2009 (EST)
I'm afraid not: I just saw the revision in RC. I can't suggest much apart from the obvious "avoid stairs" and so forth. I'm more interested in Polish sci-fi, really, as my (somewhat obscure) username suggests. And Terry Pratchett as well, although someone else already has a name based on that. KlapauciusEsteemed Constructor 19:30, 28 January 2009 (EST)

Ye olde dalecke stuffe[edit]

I am a Dr Who fan, and I couldn't help noticing this seems to go up to Remembrance of the Daleks (1988) - a bit more on the modern stuff perhaps? Yours trulyDear Sir 04:38, 29 January 2009 (EST)
Yep. If someone could help, that'd be nice. CONVERTINATE! --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 15:52, 29 January 2009 (EST)
The funniest thing is that in Remembrance of the Daleks, Daleks could go up stairs. Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 15:56, 29 January 2009 (EST)
By goat! Another DW fan! We shall conquer the daleks! Look here WE SHALL FIND WEAKNESSES AND EXTERMINATE THE DALEKS! --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 16:01, 29 January 2009 (EST)
Oh, god, I share a group with you. I feel so... unclean. Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:05, 29 January 2009 (EST)
I'm from Britain, so I get to see Doctor Who on Saturday nights at 7, as it should be. Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:06, 29 January 2009 (EST)
You're part of the wiki? I'm not. I watch DW on Friday. Darn. --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 16:09, 29 January 2009 (EST)
I'm basing my assumption that you're American on the times you come online. Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:10, 29 January 2009 (EST)
Clever, aren't you? Brilliant, as a matter of fact. But what's even more brilliant is that I'm online most at night- meaning it must have taken quite a bit of thought. --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 16:13, 29 January 2009 (EST)
I did say it was an assumption. Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:16, 29 January 2009 (EST)

(unident) But if you looked up Stargate and Sanctuary, you would have seen that they are relatively new, American sci-fi TV shows. You would also have been able to determine that I had a vested interest in Obama being elected by looking at my work. You would also know that I live someplace where there is internet access and American English is spoken. --"ConservapediaUndergroundInductoris Rodney McKay 16:23, 29 January 2009 (EST)

Damn, you weren't being sarcastic! Cubic stupid Phantom Hoover! 16:24, 29 January 2009 (EST)

Ways of dealing with Daleks[edit]

1) Ladders (especially of rope) and firemen's poles.

2) Follow the policy of 'utilities repair companies' - which dig up roads in the reverse-coordinated manner. (talk) 18:41, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

3) Mirror mazes.

4) Oil and similar materials on the floor.

5) Roundabouts (children's) (talk) 17:13, 10 December 2010 (UTC)


"Worst. Villains. Ever." WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! DalekEXTERMINATE 21:35, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

Dalek game[edit]

Create a scenario invovling Dalek-speak

Law courts: Ex-ten-u-ate

A sequence which ends 'Re-pli-cate'

Gardening program: Ger-min-ate

Any more? (talk) 17:07, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

In the health spa

Ex-fo-li-ate, ir-rad-i-ate and re-hy-drate.

Legal - also Ad-ju-di-cate (talk) 18:27, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Shock jocks - In-fur-i-ate (talk) 18:48, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

On tonight's episode of TV show 'Have I Got News For You' this game was being played.

Daleks and Darth Vader[edit]

What would happen if they met up? (Add Stormbringer and Sauron's Ring for complications if desired). (talk) 18:45, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Dalek games[edit]

Water slides.

Dalek Bumper cars.

Any others? (talk) 17:49, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

Dealing with Daleks[edit]

The remains of a Dalek have been found in a pond (see websearch for images) - we all recognise what it is - but one can see that if it had been discovered a century from now the series would have been forgotten/images not easily found and the object becomes the subject of bizarre speculation.

How many 'anomalous objects' fall into the same category? (talk) 14:48, 12 April 2013 (UTC)

Conservapedia and Daleks[edit]

Some of the earlier versions of the CP article on Daleks are... creative. (talk) 15:38, 7 March 2014 (UTC)

Dr Who nos 14 and 15[edit]

Should be a Dalek and a 'right wing newspapers' snarlword negative person - 'ethnic disabled job-stealing...' (well, the Doctor is an immigrant). (talk) 21:49, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

Dalek showers[edit]

A joke page on Daleks without the Dalek bathroom sign meme (e.g., Those who do not remember their history are doomed o be invaded in 2150 AD. And Peter Cushing died 20-odd years ago, so who will save you now? -- (talk) 21:42, 19 February 2018 (UTC)