Talk:Lost years of Jesus

Relevant source?

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=81644 Reverend Black Percy (talk) 17:04, 2 January 2017 (UTC)

Actually

Jesus went exploring the multiverse; the spear used to pierce him on the cross was Gungnir and the the tomb was a space-time portal to the next layer of the Hollow Earth/the one bit of Venus that is habitable/an interdimensional portal or stone tape [1].

Develop to taste. 82.44.143.26 (talk) 18:57, 1 March 2017 (UTC)

Reverend Black Percy (talk) 19:45, 1 March 2017 (UTC)

Glad you liked it :) 82.44.143.26 (talk) 17:37, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

If you are going to fill 'the missing decades' you might as well be creative/include a Smörgåsbord of other 'myths, fake history, and theories' as you can (Could also link [2] to [3]). 82.44.143.26 (talk) 15:26, 3 March 2017 (UTC)

Yes. Stuff as this is the reason (well, one of the reasons) why the credibility of the Bible is so low for me. Anyone who is so important should have had a far more fleshed out background, not to mention the too many to count Biblical inconsistences and errors. --Panzerfaust (talk) 21:10, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

The Magi

Actually - Jesus went on a return visit to the Magi who had brought him gifts when he was an infant. (And if 'Mary Magdalene' had decided to remove her children with Jesus out of Judea it would have made more sense to go overland to Persia, outside the Roman Empire (and where there are likely to be others whose languages she understood) than go on a boat to France where she would have no common language and probably no residence rights.) Anna Livia (talk) 16:35, 13 May 2019 (UTC)