Talk:Noah's Ark

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Just like to point out that moose are actually pretty good at swimming. Obviously they couldn't cross oceans, but they wouldn't drown within minutes as asserted on this page -CR


Just saw a yt video that mentioned the parasite dilemma. The unbusinesslikeman of business 16:35, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

The poor crushed critters[edit]

With all of those animals confined in such small spaces for over a year and with the ship rocking and rolling for as long as it did during the flood, they would have been turned into a mushy pile of viscera after a month. Let alone a year. And even if they were able to survive being thrown and pitched against the wall for that long, God is still an enormous dick for putting all of those animals through that. (talk) 21:41, 27 July 2012 (UTC)

Noah's ark replica badly damaged after colliding with coastguard boat in Oslo[edit]

No animals were on board at the time and no one was hurt in the collision. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:55, 3 April 2017 (UTC)

Another problem[edit]

Termites, wet and dry rot, and other 'pests and pestilences.'

My money is still on the 'conflation of stories of various severe local historical floods and various families deciding they have had enough of bailing out their houses #yet again# and piling 'persons, beasts, possessions and baggage' onto a variety of coracles and rafts and floating downriver until they reach higher ground. (talk) 14:44, 21 July 2017 (UTC)