Talk:Paul the Octopus

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Does Paul the Octopus have machismo? --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 21:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

No. As he only cares about football soccer, which is only popular in places where they don't have baseball, Nascar, nude volleyball and lynchings, he's a liberal pantywaist. In addition Señor the Octopus isn't very popular with women, despite his many tentacles that would otherwise arouse them if her were a macho and chivalrous conservative. Furthermore, the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland stated that "she liked tadpoles almost as much as caviare" so Paul is in fact a liberal whiny thing. ^gnostic 22:10, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

If Paul the Octopus finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Paul has machismo? Olé! Olé! Olé! Wėąṣėḷőįď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 22:22, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

Paul should start with a debate of David Berlinski, just for practise. Seeing Berlinski being slapped by an annoyed Octopus would be youtube gold . Hamster (talk) 22:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold on a minute

I thought the walrus was Paul. Totnesmartin (talk) 14:09, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to be, under the sea... - that was Ringo, wasn't it?  Lily ^{Inspirate me.} 17:15, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

this is a perfect example of rationalists ruining people's harmless fun

just sayin'--User:Brxbrx/sig 17:17, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

I think it's a perfect example of rationalists having harmless fun. Röstigraben (talk) 18:07, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

colorblind?

only their retina is ^{— Unsigned, by: 106.168.26.221 / talk / contribs}