For the record

You'll note I vandalised then reverted a minute later. Just saying...

Look, I think this is the most equitable solution. I don't think it hurts anyone to just stop the vandalism in the first place.

You, of course, mean wandalism.

Doesn't "wandalism" get old and tired after a while? Maybe sometimes it can be funny... but I think with the constancy with which some people engage in it, it becomes a bit old and tired... I also feel that some people use it, not as a joke, but more as a form of harassment.

We have an article on it. And, when people understood the concept of wandalism, we didn't have all these whiners like you who insist on taking everything to mommy and daddy every two seconds.

Aww, am I "mommy" in this metaphor?

Sure, now come to daddy....

Now, now.

Hey man, do what ever you feel necessary.

All right then. I really don't have any issues with you.

Neither I you.