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I would like to go on the record and say that I want to be a part of this new cabal, though I would probably do very little.

Ok. Sending in a minute or two.

I think it's important I also join. I wouldn't have anything productive to add, but when you all start talking about dark subject matter or someone makes a faux pas I can fart loudly and smellily to break the tension.

Seeing as my name is at the very top of this thread, I insist upon membership in any and all cabals being disgust discussed here.

Seeing as my name is at the very top of this thread, I insist upon membership in any and all cabals being disgust discussed here.

What cabal? There is NO cabal. I said NOTHING in this thread about a cabal. And Anyone who thinks there's a cabal is obviously a liberal troll.

If there was a cabal, I'd most certainly let you in, oh great master of farts. Unfortunately, there is NO cabal.

Can all cabal members please stop referring to the fact that we exist, and can people who want to sign up stop talking about it? Kthxbi.

Cabal? What cabal?

I wish to join the cabal. Email me please.

If there IS a cabal (which there isn't and won't be), it'll be over at RWW.