Ma chère

I guess you'll be reading that for a while. I'll make breakfast.

I have to admit, "Camilla" was very daunting. Especially daunting given the fact that the last five seasons of Doctor Who are just waiting to be seen over on the next tab.

Not to butt in, but where? I've been trying to get Dr. Who for years, but my library only has them on VHS. And I lack a VCR.

The last five seasons (starting in 2005 with Eccleston) are available on Netflix for instant play.

Drat. I don't make very much money, I doubt I can shell out for a netflix subscription. Thank you though.

It's $8 a month for just Watch Instantly, $10 for that and one DVD at a time, et al...

Oh. I can afford that. Thank you.

You don't have to read that much of Carmilla to get the gist. I only skimmed the parts without lesbian vampires, and I still enjoyed it. Camilla without an R is probably longer and has fewer lesbian vampires. Don't read that one.

Also, I don't speak French. Just putting it out there.

Am I interrupting something?

You can't interrupt anything on a wiki.

I meant are you two... never mind, none of my business. Now I need to figure out how to unwatch this.

I don't speak French either. I do, however, speak very good RP English.

I shall reattempt it then. Pop culture lacks for lesbian vampires these days.

That's because nothing can beat Vampyros Lesbos.

It's not that important. I was only going to put a small extract in your page, but the idea of using the whole book made me smile. In the end, nothing I say or do is really worth paying any attention to, so please don't read a whole book on my account.

I guess I also speak RP English. I have so many undiscovered talents.