Revolutionary War Veteran

"Tea with sugar in it is a crime against humanity."

Tyrannis is hereby declared an honourary Englishman.

"I like tea" - ColbertFan

ColbertFan is hereby called an honourary Frenchmen. This is most likely to start another war between England and France.

I think only Frenchmen can say that. Just saying...

I am not a Frenchman, but that is like so offensive to Frenchmen every where!

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