Revolutionary War Veteran

You are the last Revolutionary War Veteran, no not THAT Revolutionary War. I am talking about the Revolutionary War of 1220, that war made people realize the war is a BAD thing and should be avoided at all costs.

WTF are you talking about?

The Revolutionary War of 1220, the war that made people start to hate war. Lots of the veterans of this war became the first pacifists in 1228. It was waged over the issue of peanut butter or jelly. France said "JELLY!" and England said "PEANUT BUTTER!".

The stupidest war EVER!

Colby, have you been pigging out on highly sugared snacks and soft-drinks again?

I do it every day. I love my mom's tea but not much her pastas.

Tea with sugar in it is a crime against humanity.

"YOU ARE A NAZI COMMUNIST LIBERAL ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - A Disagreeing Conservative's rational response

"I disagree with you, want a debate?" - A Disagreeing Liberal's irrational response.

Been there, done that, got the tea shirt.

"Tea with sugar in it is a crime against humanity."

Tyrannis is hereby declared an honourary Englishman.

"I like tea" - ColbertFan

ColbertFan is hereby called an honourary Frenchmen. This is most likely to start another war between England and France.

I think only Frenchmen can say that. Just saying...

I am not a Frenchman, but that is like so offensive to Frenchmen every where!

(edited minorly)

"Tea with sugar in it is a crime against humanity." -Tyrannis

Correction "Tea with sugar in it is a thing we need more of."

Tea with sugar... is for people who don't like tea. Rosé wine........ is for people who don't like wine.

I had to go to a Baptist party last night. Tea with lemonade mix in it *vomits*.

Who the fuck puts sugar or (even worse) lemonade mix in tea? What kind of insanity is this?!

A. SuperJosh and ColbertFan

B. Louisiana Baptists

Sugar in tea is acceptable when hungover, though not for me. This, and severe shock, are the only acceptable times.

No it should be: A. SuperJosh and ColbertFan's mom

B. Louisiana Baptists

"That's what your mom said?"

I don't think Mom REALLY knows I have a RationalWiki account.

How old ARE you?

S'okay. This account could probably get me killed if anyone knew about it. Or at the very least dis-inherited.

So your mom doesn't know about this account. If my mom knew about this account she would understand. We are both, at least in the traditional sense, liberals.

She doesn't know because she doesn't care about what I do on the computer, unless I tell her. Of course she ignores me half of the time I talk about me and the computer.

No, as in my family are, in general, crazed fundamentalists.

After reading your essay on how you deconverted from Conservativism, I feel sorry for your bad relationship to your OWN family.

Oh, it gets far worse(for me) read this gem. If the edit broke, scroll to, so what brings folks to atheism

I tried to read it but I saw it unreadable (roll eyes).

I managed to trim it, try it now.

Also, move conversation to my talkpage.

GO TO THE CONVERSATION AT TYRANNIS'S TALK PAGE!

Head desk.