User:Arthropleura/Anti-Stupidity Suit

An Anti-Stupidity Suit (or ASS), known to conservapedians as the Another Stupid Suit is a full body suit worn by RationalWikians when in combat in order to protect them from utter stupidity.

Each suit is hand-made by Nx.

Features of the suit

The Anti-Stupidity Suit:

• Covers the whole body in the same way that outer-space astronaut suits do.
• Is airtight with an oxygen supply capable of supplying up to six hours of oxygen.
• Has a built-in system for communicating with other ASS suit wearers.
• Has an built-in computer system and integrated audio player further detailed below.
• Is customizable. For example, Arthropleura's suit gives him the appearance of a millipede.

Attack and Defence

The ASS is equipped with several security features for use in combat. The suit:

• Is armoured and capable of withstanding physical strikes against it as well as small fires.
• Has liquidized pepper to spray on homophobics, conservatives and fundies in self-defense.
• Has a concealed shotgun underneath each sleeve of the arm. The shotguns can be fired by making a fist. The shotguns can fire a variety of ordinance, including traquilizers, armor-piercing bullets, and buckshot.

Several features are currently undergoing development by Nx. The new suits:

• Will have more stable reactor cores
• Shoulder-mounted rockets
• A magnetic field to deflect incoming bullets
• A computerized library
• Hard-sound guns mounted next to the shotguns

Computer

Each Anti-Stupidity Suit is equipped with a voice-activated computer. The computer is equipped with:

• An external cellular telephone system.
• A high-speed broadband connection for accessing the databases of several sources of peer-reviewed papers.
• An audio player for playing dramatic music.
• A dictionary so one can use terms a creationist will not understand.
• A translator of gibberish into something understandable.

Specific suits

Unlike the LPS, ASSs are often customized. For example:

• Nx's suit has a direct interface to Capturetron 2000.
• K61824's suit has idiocy generator, amplifier and reflector, because he knows idiocy is it's own worst enemy.
• Arthropleura's suit is different enough to warrant it's own sub-article, so see: The Millipede Machine.
• Theemperor is the only RationWikian who does not wear one, preferring his standard hooded black Sith cloak.
• SuperJosh's suit is a black, skin-tight suit equipped with a Purple Cape allowing him the ability of flight. It also has the SuperJosh SuperSplat logo on the front.