User:DeltaStar/DeltaStar and fat bastardism
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I have just purchased a bicycle (see CP:Atheism and cycling) in an attempt to reverse the trend of the last few years that has seen me getting less and less fit but more and more fat. Here I will attempt to play about with wikitables and chart my progress. Once I've done more than one fucking trip, I want to get a total distance cell displayed at the bottom, and possibly a weight loss/gain (although hopefully only loss) as well, although WP:Help:Table doesn't help me with tables very much. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 19:22, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
| Date | Miles cycled | Fatness | Pints | Lambert & Butlers | Kebabs | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monday 24 May | 24 | 15st 4lbs | ||||
| Tuesday 25 May | 26 | 15st 1lbs | ||||
| Wednesday 26 May | 28 | 14st 12lbs | ||||
| Thursday 27 May | 12 | 15st | Fucking pissing it down - bollocks to that | |||
| Friday 28 May | 29 | 14st 12lbs | Pissed down again. If only there was some kind of bicycle you could use indoors (for exercising) | |||
| Saturday 29 May | 0 | 14 | 20 | Party! | ||
| Sunday 30 May | 0 | 12 | 30 | 1 | Hair of the dog | |
| Monday 31 May | 0 | 15st | 5 | 4 | 1 | Hair of the hair of the dog |