User:DickTurpis/Conservapedia:Team Contest 3 Fantasy League
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SubHuman Cabal Troll
In light of a recent comment made on Conservapedia Talk:What is going on at CP?, I have taken the liberty of creating a TC3 fantasy league. Call your players, one at a time, below.
Linus[edit]
- Aschlafly - 1417
- BethanyS - 452
- GregLarson - 1380
- Ed Poor - 55
- MexMax - 349
- Crocoite - 673
- Iduan - 222
Five person total: 3653 Seven person total: 4548
DickTurpis[edit]
The Bible-Belt Brownshirts
- Bethany - Small forward -452
- Assfly - Special Teams - 1417
- Iduan - Center - 222
- Luke - Winger (right) - 313
- GregLarson - designated hitter - 1380
Unofficial final score: 3784 (with 5 players)
Elassint[edit]
- Conservative
PFoster[edit]
- GregLarson - 1380
Hojimachong[edit]
- Crocoite - 673
αmεσ (decider)[edit]
- SharonS (let the copy/paste begin!) - 537
Uncle J[edit]
Players (My team)[edit]
- TheGirl - Right Defence - 0
- Arsefly - Goal - 1417
- Sexany - Right Wing -452
- Marshall(Eminem)Mathers - Even more Right-Wing - 276
- Joaquin Phoenix - Missile Defence - 1103
- T KKK - Centerman - 280
- Steve Carson - Benchwarmer - 1380
Others (These don't count towards the contest)[edit]
- Sharon Stone - Cheerleader
- Richie Rich - Coach
- Joseph McCarthy - General Manager
I'll call my team the Sexual Predators.
Five Person team final score: 3248
Seven person team final score: 4908
SubHuman Cabal Troll 
[edit]
- Joaquín Martínez's cojones will win out in the stretch. Captain 1103
- Sharon somebody... Shortstop 537
- And her sister, Bethany. Sure, they aren't the Olsen twins, or the bush twins, but they take it seriously! Second base 452
- SSchultz Because he has it goin' on. Despite being blocked. So he's on the disabled list? He's still a pro, and will come back! Catcher
1314DQ - Ed Rich Outfield - way out field 55 (slacker!)
- Teh Assfly hisself! Pitcher 1417
- Brian the Brain Batting coach 2543 (!!!)
I call my team the Gigglesnorts and they rulzorz. Go Team Gigglesnorts!!! Now I need an awesome logo for them!
- Terry Francona manager (ring, ring...)
I'm too drunk right now to aggregate my teamz amazing point score, although I know they rulzored!!!! human 00:52, 19 November 2007 (EST)
- PS, also, I don't really care!
The score totals:
- Single draft pick score: Joaquin Phoenix with 1103
- Five player team score: 3461
- Seven player team: 7421
- Woodpuppies: 4334 (whupped)
- Slip Sliders: 7551 (dang)