User:DickTurpis/Conservapedia:Team Contest 3 Fantasy League

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In light of a recent comment made on Conservapedia Talk:What is going on at CP?, I have taken the liberty of creating a TC3 fantasy league. Call your players, one at a time, below.

Linus[edit]

  • Aschlafly - 1417
  • BethanyS - 452
  • GregLarson - 1380
  • Ed Poor - 55
  • MexMax - 349
  • Crocoite - 673
  • Iduan - 222

Five person total: 3653 Seven person total: 4548

DickTurpis[edit]

The Bible-Belt Brownshirts

  1. Bethany - Small forward -452
  2. Assfly - Special Teams - 1417
  3. Iduan - Center - 222
  4. Luke - Winger (right) - 313
  5. GregLarson - designated hitter - 1380

Unofficial final score: 3784 (with 5 players)

Elassint[edit]

  • Conservative


PFoster[edit]

  • GregLarson - 1380

Hojimachong[edit]

αmεσ (tailor)[edit]

  • SharonS (let the copy/paste begin!) - 537

Uncle J[edit]

Players (My team)[edit]

Others (These don't count towards the contest)[edit]

I'll call my team the Sexual Predators.

Five Person team final score: 3248

Seven person team final score: 4908

SubHuman Cabal Troll User talk:Human[edit]

3,000! at CP.jpg
  1. Joaquín Martínez's cojones will win out in the stretch. Captain 1103
  2. Sharon somebody... Shortstop 537
  3. And her sister, Bethany. Sure, they aren't the Olsen twins, or the bush twins, but they take it seriously! Second base 452
  4. SSchultz Because he has it goin' on. Despite being blocked. So he's on the disabled list? He's still a pro, and will come back! Catcher 1314 DQ
  5. Ed Rich Outfield - way out field 55 (slacker!)
  6. Teh Assfly hisself! Pitcher 1417
  7. Brian the Brain Batting coach 2543 (!!!)

I call my team the Gigglesnorts and they rulzorz. Go Team Gigglesnorts!!! Now I need an awesome logo for them!

  • Terry Francona manager (ring, ring...)

I'm too drunk right now to aggregate my teamz amazing point score, although I know they rulzored!!!! humanUser talk:Human 00:52, 19 November 2007 (EST)

PS, also, I don't really care!

The score totals:

  • Single draft pick score: Joaquin Phoenix with 1103
  • Five player team score: 3461
  • Seven player team: 7421
  • Woodpuppies: 4334 (whupped)
  • Slip Sliders: 7551 (dang)

Pinto's5150 Talk (Team Encephalitis)[edit]

  1. Mathers
  2. Conservative
  3. T.......KKKKKKKK
  4. RobS
  5. Iduan
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