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How has Ken changed so little?[edit]

"Essay: An irreligionist obsessing about the User: Conservative account", which was coincidentally written a rather short time after a certain post appeared on the What is going on at CP? talk page, was also coincidentally deletedimg within hours of this WIGO update.
This, however, is neither a symptom of RationalWiki Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ROCD), nor a sign of a complete lack of machismo.
The editorsssSsßsСsсsΣsσsς (Plural! More than one! Geddit?!) who uses a certain account to non-compulsively edit a certain trustworthy encyclopedia, and who is completely not obsessed with RationalWiki, likely often psychologically projects himself as a dog with a bone. His dogged persistence in thinking about the WIGO CP page and its talk page, checking the WIGO CP page and its talk page on a nearly hourly basis, and responding to the WIGO CP page and its talk page never really ends.

He still has all his same habits, obsessing over internet rankings, making dozens of inconsequential tweaks to his ravings. How can somebody stay at the bottom for so long without changing in any way? My life is radically different from when it was back when I actually had time to be a regular here. I just can't fathom the level of mental illness required to keep User:Conservative festering at Conservapedia for over a decade. This guy has been doing nothing with his life since 2007. Always hyping some great change that never comes, always with the same tone, with the same bizarre mannerisms. I just feel bad for him. When I started editing RW, I didn't have a job. I didn't have any friends. You couldn't look at me and assume I had a future. Now I don't work less than 65 hours a week and I've formed a close and fulfilling social circle. I'm not saying this to brag, because it's not bragging if it's the bare minimum of American middle-class existence; I'm saying this to contrast my life to Ken's. He's on CP all day every day. He doesn't work. He doesn't have friends. It's always been like this. It doesn't get better for him. And that makes me sad--"Shut up, Brx." 04:06, 6 April 2018 (UTC)

Always same since 2007 → irrelevant. Not intended to be a reply in any sort of the way, i just make a comment.--Hi! SMB99thx XD I'm not LeftyGreenMario! 08:37, 8 April 2018 (UTC)
I would argue that wasting your life and demonstrating the same manias for over ten years is pretty goddamn significant. I mean, holy shit. Since 2007. He's been the same way since 2007. Conservapedia is his life. Case in point, he felt the need to spend over two hours crafting a reply to this thread. I wonder if he has any family that checks in on him. I wonder if it's possible his life can get better at this point. It just makes me sad--"Shut up, Brx." 02:08, 11 April 2018 (UTC)
The essay has now been deleted, rather proves your point Brxbrx. Conservative is a raving Anglophobe and he always manages to find a small nation that does things "better" than than The UK. One nation he never compares The UK to is America, which is understandable as all of his arguments would fold if he did so. Britain and obesity, The USA is the most obese country in the world. Britain and bestiality, a practice that is LEGAL in some states. Britain and child abuse, it is possible to get married age 12 in some US states and from what I can gather the adult and the parents of the child have to agree, the child (normally herself) has no say in the matter. Britain and violent crime, It is true that violent crime in London has risen recently and for two months it has seen a higher murder rate than New York, that is like celebrating a consolation goal after already being 20-0 down.--Mercian (talk) 14:50, 8 April 2018 (UTC)
About violent crime, it's still difficult to compare violent crime between U.S. and UK because they're defined and counted differently in each country. When gun nuts try to use "U.K. haz more violent crime and less gunz", it's a disingenuous argument. Oh, but hey, you know what the U.S. DOES have? A salad of culture! Mexican and Chinese restaurants everywhere in some parts of the U.S.!!! Oh, I think talking about this is far more interesting than the sad little man that Ken is. --It's-a me, LeftyGreenMario! 23:51, 8 April 2018 (UTC)
I see Cons has produced another essayimg replying to this talk page. As someone who only recently discovered Conservapedia and RationalWiki, why doesn't he just reply here? After all he does have a user account here on RW and its quite clear to anyone who is aware of the existence of RationalWiki that that is who he's talking about when he says, "a wiki beginning with an R." CPWatcher (talk) 13:54, 13 April 2018 (UTC)
No one can criticise him on Conservapedia as he’s a sysop. All long-term users on RationalWiki are sysops. Christopher (talk) 14:22, 13 April 2018 (UTC)
i'm still convinced conservative is schafly in the same way norman bates was his mother AMassiveGay (talk) 14:28, 13 April 2018 (UTC)
Ken does not reply here because contributing to Rationalwiki is a bannable offense for anyone with a CP account. Hclodge (talk) 11:00, 26 April 2018 (UTC)
And because here he can't delete and oversight arguments he loses. WilderBicycle 12:44, 26 April 2018 (UTC)
Seriously, they made it a bannable offense over there for commenting here? Is that why RobSmith disappeared? Semipenultimate (talk) 20:16, 26 April 2018 (UTC)

Andy's double standard.[edit]

When Trump and Co are mocked it is "Dismal and vulgar".[1] When a misogynist does the same to women it is "A setback for feminists".[2]--Mercian (talk) 03:12, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Tea Party = Redneck opioid addicts[edit]

Noboby noticed Rob called the Tea Party a bunch of redneck opioid addicts? This has the makings of a conservative battle royale. nobsAloha Snackbar 05:41, 3 May 2018 (UTC)

The fact that you had to come over here, to crow about your own trolling, shows you how much we care. LongLostLegend (talk) 11:31, 3 May 2018 (UTC)
Hey, its a major election year issue: if the racist redneck opioid addicts who elected Trump vote the communists back in to get free oxycodone from Obamacare, the Democrats have a lot if kissin' and making up to do with racist scumbags. nobsI survived a vast leftwing conspiracy 03:15, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
You consider the centre-right corporate puppet that is Hilary Clinton a communist Nobs--Mercian (talk) 15:29, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
Hold that phone there, nobs. You don't believe any kissing and making up is required at all. It's your avowed belief that the southern realignment never actually happened - and all those Nazis, skinheads, Klansmen, white supremacists and other derivatives of the unreconstructed Confederate mindset are actually Democrats in disguise, a vast conspiracy of millions of people, all perfectly keeping the secret. Or wait, no, you also believe that we're all Communists, which kind of invalidates the whole Nazi/Klan thing? But hold on a sec, we're also all secretly ISIS members, too, while simultaneously all moving forward the Homosexual Agenda (i.e. brunch), which also totally conflicts with your other prior presumptions. Did the RROAs, secret Dem-i-crates to a one, and the rest of the unreconstructed Confederates vote for Trump because George Soros paid them? Or because they're all secret ISIS supporters? Or Nazis? It's difficult to understand the points you try to make when you're so inconsistent in the mutually-exclusive things you presume about other people! Semipenultimate (talk) 15:32, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
I'm saying the Southern rednecks and blue collar Midwesterners who voted for Trump are opioid addicts dependent on government largesse and Obamacare. They are traditional white racist scum Democrats who are pissed off at the Democratic party cause its anti-White. And these scum think they're gonna take over the GOP thru other RINOs like Trump.
As to Hillary, for the first time in her life (1) spoke the truth and (2) said something rational that made sense: being the greedy capitalist pig that she is hurt her among commie-Dems. And to their credit, the commie-Dems saw thru her bullshit. nobsI survived a vast leftwing conspiracy 17:35, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
The saddest thing Nobs is that you and Andy, and the parodists like 1999, are desperately trying to pretend that someone who lies about fucking a porn star a few weeks after his trophy wife gave birth and then paying said porn star hush money whilst claiming to be a born again xian would not also be willing to lie about his connections to russia. I don't like right wingers much but what really fucks me off about you all is the way you will throw EVERYTHING you claim to believe in under the bus without a second thought so long as someone dog-whistles to one of your 'core' beliefs. I'm a Marxist-Leninist but if someone who allegedly shares the same political views as me were to be exposed as such a major fucking liar and hypocrite as trump has repeatedly been proven to be I would not hesitate to stop defending him. Will you now stop defending the repeatedly proven liar and adulterer or will you pretend that in some way clinton is worse? Oldusgitus (talk) 17:57, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
All it amounts to is deja vu Clintonism. Facts are: Hillary only ran, and Democrats only nominated her for, an effort to exculpate the honor of Bill Clinton for posterity. To pretend to be outraged over Stormy Daniels, Charlie Rose, Harvey Weinstein, or Bill Cosby after the 30 year orgy of sex abuse and misconduct the Clinton's and Democrats unleashed, advocated, and justified, one and half years after nominating that stupid bitch to rehabilitate the Clinton legacy, is a bigger hoax than Trump-Russia or Iraqi WMD. nobsI survived a vast leftwing conspiracy 18:23, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
P.S.: Maybe he paid her $130,000 just to spank him with a magazine, as she says, with his pants down. A bit rich for me, but something to consider. nobsI survived a vast leftwing conspiracy 18:34, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
So, hilary's lies make her unfit to be president but trumps can be ignored because of hilary's. And that, in one post from you, is why I REALLY despise the right wing. You support homosexual 'pastors' like haggard, you support 'pro-life' republicans like broidy and murphy who pay for their side-fucks abortions despite being 'family values' cunts and you support trump. Because he blew his dog whistle and you are too fucking idiotic to stand up and say you won't be led by the nose. Oldusgitus (talk) 18:49, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
No. I'll take a businessman over a lawyer as Chief Executive anyday, as the entire Mueller fraud and FISA abuse scandal is proving me out. nobsI survived a vast leftwing conspiracy 19:14, 4 May 2018 (UTC)
In short, Rob's saying what some of the Leave people in Britain are saying: the plebs have done as they were told and now the useful idiots can fuck off back to their hovels until we need them again. London Grump (talk) 09:13, 5 May 2018 (UTC)

Roads to Nowhere[edit]

A plague of potholes has enveloped Britain!

Let's make Ken dance for us.

1. Ken: Ken takes the usual 50 edits to equate British potholes with belief in evolution.

2. Karajerk: Yeah, I live in conservative Louisiana, and we spend our money on fixing our roads, not helping illegals, like California.

3. Reality:

  • 2013 - Louisiana 41st in the country in rural interstate pavement condition (4.07 percent of mileage in poor condition, more than double the national average); 44th in rural arterial pavement condition (3.06 percent in poor condition; more than three times the national average) and 48th in urban interstate pavement condition (15.31 percent, more than three times the national average). [3]
  • 2017 - Rural road conditions in Louisiana are the 17th poorest in the nation and the state has the ninth most structurally deficient rural bridges [4]

Ok Ken, let's hear why the good old God-fearin', Bible-huggin'. gun-totin', cousin-fuckin' folks of Deep Red Louisiana have such crappy roads. Are they all closet Darwinists? LongLostLegend (talk) 14:33, 13 May 2018 (UTC)

I can live with potholes, I could not live (comfortably) with having sewage water come through the taps as is the case in Flint and other US towns. Personally I could handle the odd puncture better than I could handle potentially catching an infectious disease every time I shower, cook or drink.--Mercian (talk) 19:18, 13 May 2018 (UTC)
Ken has since written this [5]. It will soon be over sited so I will copy it
  • "The fans of Ariana Grande don't subscribe to wholesome values. And there is a price to be paid for libertine values. "Here is the lottery ticket that single mothers are handing their innocent children by choosing to raise them without fathers: Controlling for socioeconomic status, race, and place of residence, the strongest predictor of whether a person will end up in prison is that he was raised by a single parent. By 1996, 70 percent of inmates in state juvenile detention centers serving long-term sentences were raised by single mothers. Seventy-two percent of juvenile murderers and 60 percent of rapists come from single-mother homes. Seventy percent of teenage births, dropouts, suicides, runaways, juvenile delinquents, and child murderers involve children raised by single mothers. Girls raised without fathers are more sexually promiscuous and more likely to end up divorced."(Guilty: Liberal “Victims” and Their Assault on America by Ann Coulter)."
  • So because the fans of Ariana Grande don't subscribe to wholesome values they somehow deserve what they got? Ken you are a sick motherfucking twat, no more needs to be said.--Mercian (talk) 19:42, 13 May 2018 (UTC)

Did somebody forget to pay the bill?[edit] is currently a suspended account. MDB (the MD used to be for Maryland, but now means Magically Deliciousthe B is still for Bear) 10:53, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

Could this be the whimper instead of the bang that it ends with? Spud (talk) 11:42, 14 May 2018 (UTC)
IIRC, it was funded by Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum, and I think there's some kind of fight between her heirs over who should control it. Perhaps the non-Andy faction pulled funding.
Or maybe someone just forgot to pay the bill. Or maybe the hosting service decided it was too vile for them. MDB (the MD used to be for Maryland, but now means Magically Deliciousthe B is still for Bear) 11:58, 14 May 2018 (UTC)
Countdown to rabid Karajou/Throwbottom blog post, dribbling on about how liberals hate free speech in 3... 2... LongLostLegend (talk) 12:05, 14 May 2018 (UTC)


It’s back to normal, for CP values of normal. MDB (the MD used to be for Maryland, but now means Magically Deliciousthe B is still for Bear) 22:38, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

Pokeria and Rob talking shit[edit]

I'd like to thank whoever caught that one. It's a classic, head and shoulders above their usual know-nothing mewlings. London Grump (talk) 18:17, 10 June 2018 (UTC)