Hey, I'm a long time reader and occasional contributor who has mostly just serially made an account, edited, and then vanished every few years - but no more.
| ||A hero can be anyone. I, Eponymous, pledge to champion transgression, the highest form of public service and civic contribution.|
Furthermore, as have those chosen in the past to uphold such a sacred task, I will at all times seek to deface the currency in whatever capacity possible.
If you contravene my divine apotheosis to become like that of Mozi and Diogenes of Sinope before me, I shall wield in one hand the "Mandate of Heaven" as my shield and in the other a "Zhanmadao" as my sword.