User:Human/red telephone

Red Telephone: Important messages and srs bsns.

Open letter to the gentlefolk and smaller fry at another site

Operation Kansas Beach may or may not be locked in. Phase 1 complete.

Look for big impetus behind Operation Underwhelm somewhere around teh Ides of May. Phase 2 tested and functioning as well as can be expected.

Kendoll asserts a new honor for his "article" on "atheism": Conservapedia Article of the Year. 5/15/08

Operation Underlord, while not exactly on our list, is also approaching critical mass. Phase 3 still in beta, must mesh with viral load.

The viral RNA has been refined and appears compatible with the large-scale machinery.

Operation Googleplex is going according to sketchy plans. Phase 4 is tweaked and running as expected.

RW 3.0

CP 0.0

Operation Frock Up ought to raise a few eyebrows. Phase 5 - disbarment possible, but difficult.

Same-sex marriage legalized in California. 5/15/08

Conference call with Caius

I hear that operation IceBot goes well too, and the anniversary will be a spectacle.

Excellent, excellent. We are really pulling out all the stops on this one. It's nice to see the talent coming together. human 00:47, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

I wasn't aware the RW 3.0 was being keyed to this timeframe as well, but I can hardly contain my goat joy!-caius (pirate) 00:51, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

GHZS LOKJ 4BN0 A7KJ VBGF 43X8 EQEW 6MVP. DogP 01:44, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

One more thing

First, you know I have reservations, but my guy says it's a joke. I don't know. Also, I've modified the main images (with a little help). Check them out at the usual place.-- -PalMD ^{--goat--the other white meat} 21:29, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Unrelated accident

Pre-Ides RW organizational meeting

Bzzz Bzzz

Alert! The UK is to be leafletted from the air regarding Atheism! All atheists will be rounded up and shot! Here is the written report:

(Wakes up) Damn, I forgot I had left that thing plugged in! All hands on deck, swabbies. Bertie is surely lolling over in his gravest form over this blitzkrieg. ħuman 21:08, 13 June 2008 (EDT)