User talk:Human/red telephone

Ring my phone: brrr brrr - brrr brrr - "hello?"

Hmm. I think you might have had enough to drink Human. SHahB 19:51, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

I have not yet even begun, my friend Shabby Henry and his Bohdans. human 19:55, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

Are you going to explain what these mean:

Operation Kansas Beach may or may not be locked in.

Look for big impetus behind Operation Underwhelm somewhere around teh Ides of May.

Operation Googleplex is going according to sketchy plans. SHahB 19:56, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

Those who need to know, know. Those who don't, cower in fear. You might want to set up your own red telephone and get in on the party line... human 20:05, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

I think "Exponential Consumption" is better than "Googleplex." But we will discuss that in another place. Sterile^xx 20:00, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

We can run them concurrently, of course, since there are minor differences best worked out in the field? human 20:11, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

Human, I ran some tests with Trent today and all seems to be humming along wonderfully. We tweaked the timing, and are now expecting fantastic results. DogP 21:24, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Excellent. This is going to run so smoothly! Thanks for the feedback! human 22:18, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Hello?

Yeah, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and green peppers. Thanks, SHahB 00:59, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Me too please!-caius (mission accomplished!) 01:00, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

This is Hew Powell's Pizzeria, right? SHahB 01:03, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

One L P/M/GP coming right up... did you want XC with that? (or, to quote one amusing station ID at WUNH, "This is the radio station, we don't have meat") human 12:34, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Urgent Ides issue

Human - the Ides testing totally borked the botnet and I can't get back in via ssh. Have you got tunnels open still? Can you bring the damn thing to a halt - it's gone postal and I could be in serious trouble if we can't sort this shit out. DogP 19:00, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Patch me in on the back end. I'll bring my tricorder ;) human 19:46, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Number One?

I imagine you writing this page with a white Persian cat in your lap, cackling maniacally. -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:19, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Hehe, no cat, just cackling² maniac³... human 14:11, 17 May 2008 (EDT)