User:MadmanJohnson

“”There is nothing I can't solve with this.

—Mad "Chainsaw" Johnson, my inspiration for the name. Personally, this is what I feel about my antics. Others (not unjustified, though I see it as different methods) disagree.

“”In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer, never the other way about.

—George Orwell, disputing Goethe's statement.

“”It was regarded as quite the bad idea, the Church of Formerly Killing MadmanJohnson.

—Hey, look! I'm self aware!

I'm a socialist-capitalist libertarian. That's all you need to know, besides the fact I may or may not be serious at any given time.

Userspace/Experiments to test the limits of Poe's Law

1. User:MadmanJohnson/Comic Sans-My little experiment to test how far surreal humor can be taken seriously.
2. User:MadmanJohnson/Diana Napolis- Some batshit crazy woman on the internet with the mother of all conspiracy theories.

Identifying Userboxes

This user is a supporter of Capitalism.

This user is a Libertarian

This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-2.88,-5.33).

NPR	This user thinks public radio is GREAT! No commercials!

This User Is America (And So Can You!)

This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.